At the request of a few fine individuals in the IRC from which this comic originates, here is a narration of the scenes presented on this page.
1: The Great Picture Oracle Dready commands the attention of a Mr. Clocks, an upstanding citizen of the Eye Are Sea Channel.
2: Having realized that he stands as a hatless oracle, Dready voices his demand that a hat be crafted for him in accordance with a drawing he made.
3: Clocks agrees, gladly accepting such a challenge.
4: His search takes him into dark canyons and upon treacherous mountain pathways.
5: He faces fearsome creatures and defeats them, all in the name of obtaining the Perfect Materials with which to craft the Dread Hat.
6: Through all of this, he is watched by a Mysterious Figure, cloaked and lurking just out of sight.
7: Through long days and nights, Clocks fabricates the fabric and materializes the material, creating a creation which will produce a product, in order to craft his crafty hat for Dready the Picture Oracle.
8: With his work complete at long last, in the dead of night, he reviews the instructions a final time as the dark Mysterious Figure peers intently at the result of his work.
9: As Clocks finally finishes the finishing flourishes on his fine felt hat, and places it in a specially-made lava-proof box, the Mysterious Figure appears quite suddenly to take possession of the hat.
10: There is a SERIOUSLY EPIC fight scene, in which the Mysterious Figure wields a keen steel edge against Clocks' ruler, but after many hours Clocks is forced to hold on to a cliff's edge over a river of molten lava. Frazzled, beaten, and more than slightly bruised, the question 'Who are you?' escapes his lips, as the box tumbles from his grasp into the lava below.
11: The Mysterious Figure clutches the cloak close to them.
12: With a spin, the cloak is flung off and left to flutter to the ground.
13: An armed and skirt-clad Ephemera stands before the defeated Clocks, sword at the ready to deliver a potentially excessive final blow.