PART NUMERO UNO!
When Roleplaying with me please keep the following in mind.
One!: I'm an extremely eccentric person... use your imagination
Two!: I'm the son of a sailor so... I tend to cuss a bit. I'll do my best to curve my language if it makes you uncomfortable
Three!: I only roleplay through private messages, threads and Email (convince me for YIM)
Four!: Lately alot of my characters have been pretty violent as in eviscerating, impalement, dismemberment, but that wont appear in Sexy Fun Time. I only use the blood and guts in battle scenes (and boy baby do I love them!)
Five!: On terms of Post Length. It all depends o nthe moment. Think about it, if our characters are just talking, it's nigh impossible to crank out a six or seven paragraphs per post. I understand lots'o paragraphs for intros and such though. But every single post just seems a bit Asinine to me.
Six!: This is a biggy! I've been checking out alot of the roleplays and such here... don't expect me to play the 'hunky sports man' or the 'gruff and chiseled doctor' or the 'masculine but sensitive vampire'. Anytime people want me to play that, I barf. So Expect some odd ball characters. Most of my dudes are samurais, demon warriors, Tokusatsu style super heroes, werewolves, living Scythes, Horseman of the apolocalypse and more!
Seven!: References! I love to make references in my roleplays. Lately i've been making alot of references to the first part of the Divine Comedy, the Inferno. They always make a roleplay funner.
Eight!: I love to add humor in modern setting roleplays.
Well that's all I can think of for now, next post if my roleplay list.
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