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Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
« on: December 17, 2009, 06:36:57 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html

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A troop of performing monkeys instructed in the martial art of taekwondo has taken revenge on their trainer.

Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province.

But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head.

Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film."

Full story, with picture at the link.

I'm kinda surprised they didn't try for a Monkey style kung fu pun in there :)

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Re: Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 08:51:48 PM »
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It was better than a Bruce Lee film.

Win.

Offline Sabby

Re: Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 09:24:43 PM »
Animal training in asia cn be pretty cruel... I'm not surprised they turned on him. I just wished they have kicked his ass a it more xD

Offline Kunoichi

Re: Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 09:26:21 PM »
So...  A man got into a taekwondo match with a bunch of trained monkeys?

Too bad nobody got any of it on video...

Offline Revolverman

Re: Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 09:53:46 PM »
You train wild, pound for pound stronger then human monkeys in advanced hand to hand combat?


WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?

Offline consortium11

Re: Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 06:54:14 AM »


Greatest picture ever or greatest picture ever?

Offline Avis habilis

Re: Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 09:45:15 AM »
Guy's lucky the monkeys chose to show mercy. The one booting him in the head looks like a macaque, & those little dudes are more than strong enough to pull your arm out of its socket & beat you to death with it.

Also, nice form, monkey! Plenty of humans never manage to get that trailing foot up when they're throwing a flying side kick.

Offline MercyfulFate

Re: Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 12:24:22 PM »
All I can think of is Grandma's Boy.

"Monkey?"