Time for another game: D&D, Gaming Den material, Wholly Indecent

[kongming]

So it's about time I bullied someone into running a game for me again. Here's the gist of what I want:

*I wish to play the game, not run it, as running games always tends to take a lot of effort and that's something that lately I haven't been able to gather. It would slow it down far too much.
*A D&D 3.X game, using material from the Gaming Den (aka Frank & K "Tome" series)
*Probably around level 6-15, anywhere in between though I understand completely that higher levels are a headache and a half for DMs.
*I'd like it to be wholly indecent in nature - rampant nudity, combat grappling that could be mistaken for lesbian sex, actual lesbian sex, spankings, rough play, the whole lot. Foes with the [Sexy] subtype would be a big plus.
*I'm particularly interested in testing one of the following classes (note these are not the same as the WotC-made ones of the same names):
-Ninja: http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=50367
-Soulborn: http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=50472&start=0
-Totemist: http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=50483&start=0
-Swashbuckler: http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=50350&start=0

Alternatively, for a slightly different angle, I would enjoy playing the game as Dungeon Crusade: an Imperial character (from WH40K) who crash-landed into the D&D world and has to find out: can you convince people the Emperor is the only true god when Pelor can throw bricks through your windows, and can a boltgun beat a dragon?
http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=49873&start=0

Note: yes, I'm Koumei on those boards, so I am sort of biased towards how amazing I am and how awesome my ideas are.

[MasterMischief]

Oh!  That is just so not fair!     It is difficult enough for me to find someone willing to run the game system I prefer much lest the type of game I want.

Good luck.