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Author Topic: Brushing your teeth like a real spartan  (Read 644 times)

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Offline Chevalier des PoissonsTopic starter

Brushing your teeth like a real spartan
« on: November 08, 2009, 05:39:17 PM »
Well, let's see.. This is a meaningless tutorial to teach you all how to brush your teeth in a creepy way. If you have the guts to do that, then you will be a winner in life.

Step one - Picking the correct toothpaste is essential, and don't forget a legitim spartan War Cry:



Step Two - Hold your toothbrush with ferocity [It is your war weapon], while taking a firm grasp at the toothpast [another war weapon]:



Step Three - Set your toothbrush ready for the incoming attack:



Step Four - Mediation time....the toothbrush is properly armed:



Step Five - ATTACK!!



Step Six - Winning the battle (the saliva is just for dramatic effect)



Step Seven - Victory! Now go get a good shower because simply washing your face won't work.



This is a tutorial made by the own person that is on the pictures. The posting of his pictures is properly authorized by him.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Brushing your teeth like a real spartan
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2009, 05:59:56 PM »
I am sorry.  Is this a tutorial about brushing your teeth or a picture of a mad dog?

Thanks for the laugh.

THIS IS COMEDY!

Offline DrFier

Re: Brushing your teeth like a real spartan
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2009, 10:42:44 PM »

THIS. IS. COLGATE!!!





made me laugh.

« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 10:45:39 PM by DrFier »

Offline Talia

Re: Brushing your teeth like a real spartan
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2009, 10:00:01 AM »
hahahahahah......too FUNNY!!!!!!!

Offline EpitomyofShyness

Re: Brushing your teeth like a real spartan
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 07:51:28 PM »
*chokes and splutters than bursts out laughing*