Brushing your teeth like a real spartan

Started by Chevalier des Poissons, November 08, 2009, 05:39:17 PM

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Chevalier des Poissons

Well, let's see.. This is a meaningless tutorial to teach you all how to brush your teeth in a creepy way. If you have the guts to do that, then you will be a winner in life.

Step one - Picking the correct toothpaste is essential, and don't forget a legitim spartan War Cry:



Step Two - Hold your toothbrush with ferocity [It is your war weapon], while taking a firm grasp at the toothpast [another war weapon]:



Step Three - Set your toothbrush ready for the incoming attack:



Step Four - Mediation time....the toothbrush is properly armed:



Step Five - ATTACK!!



Step Six - Winning the battle (the saliva is just for dramatic effect)



Step Seven - Victory! Now go get a good shower because simply washing your face won't work.



This is a tutorial made by the own person that is on the pictures. The posting of his pictures is properly authorized by him.
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MasterMischief

I am sorry.  Is this a tutorial about brushing your teeth or a picture of a mad dog?

Thanks for the laugh.

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DrFier

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THIS. IS. COLGATE!!!






made me laugh.

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*chokes and splutters than bursts out laughing*