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Author Topic: CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*  (Read 15639 times)

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Offline LoneTopic starter

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #200 on: September 30, 2009, 12:20:35 PM »
Granted, Nuff said.

I wish I could find that SB-Qoute Thread.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #201 on: September 30, 2009, 12:22:02 PM »
Granted, but before you can go to it, you lose it again

I wish I had a more creative wish

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #202 on: September 30, 2009, 12:22:49 PM »
Granted, but it's not a very good one.

I wish the person who grants my wish a good day!

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #203 on: October 02, 2009, 06:35:05 AM »
Granted! I have a good day, but that sucks all the goodness out of the rest of your life! O_O

Oh I wish, I was a fish, without a dish

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #204 on: October 02, 2009, 06:56:15 AM »
Granted but I am a bigger fish who eats you

I wish I had a boat and could sail around the world

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #205 on: October 02, 2009, 07:04:17 AM »
Granted but i'm a storm who sinks you

i wish i could not have a bad day

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #206 on: October 02, 2009, 07:13:55 AM »
Granted you have the best day of your life but you die tommorrow (sorry)

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #207 on: October 02, 2009, 07:29:44 AM »
Granted but it spills all over you

i wish i had a new mouse

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #208 on: October 02, 2009, 07:56:58 AM »
Granted but it is white with a little tail running all over the place

I wish I didn't have to go to work and could still get paid

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #209 on: October 02, 2009, 08:13:10 AM »
Granted but it's the only thing you can ever eat

i wish i was more luckier in life

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #210 on: October 02, 2009, 08:35:26 AM »
Granted you are the luckiest man alive but you are bored with life

I wish I could take a fun road trip

Offline monkeymana

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #211 on: October 02, 2009, 08:42:48 AM »
Granted, you have a fun day but the weather will be terrible

i wish a comet would hit the earth

Offline mkkdreams

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #212 on: October 02, 2009, 08:43:43 AM »
Granted, but you'll be asleep so you won't see it.

I wish the weekend would get here faster.

Offline monkeymana

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #213 on: October 02, 2009, 08:55:54 AM »
Granted but no weekends will exist after this one

i wish the weather was colder

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #214 on: October 02, 2009, 09:48:37 AM »
A snowstorm blows in, depositing black ice on the roads.  It's too unsafe to travel.

I wish I could afford grocery delivery so I don't have to hit the store.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #215 on: October 02, 2009, 09:51:39 AM »
Granted, but they bring you all of the wrong groceries. 

I wish I could win the lotto. 

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #216 on: October 02, 2009, 09:53:28 AM »
Granted but you lost the ticket

i wish there was peace in the world

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #217 on: October 02, 2009, 09:55:20 AM »
Granted.  But it's only in one small place.

I wish I could finish writing my book.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #218 on: October 02, 2009, 11:59:32 AM »
You finish your book only to find out it says the same thing over and over again

I wish I could go back in time

Offline NSEMinion

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #219 on: October 02, 2009, 12:03:02 PM »
You go back in time- before life evolved on earth; before you can get back home a stray lightening bolt hits your time machine.  Now you're stuck in the past, all alone.

I wish brownies would take over cleaning my house.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #220 on: October 02, 2009, 12:05:36 PM »
Little Men start to clean and steal and destroy your house as you realise brownies are little horny evil creatures that destroy everything they touch


I wish I was wanted

Offline NSEMinion

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #221 on: October 02, 2009, 12:11:07 PM »
(lol, nice!)

The FBI pounds on your door.  It seems a criminal has stolen your identity and using it, stocked up on weapons-grade plutonium.  You're now wanted as a possible terrorist suspect.

I wish I had an ARC of Charlaine Harris' new Sookie Stackhouse novel.


Offline DarkAngel

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #222 on: October 02, 2009, 12:12:59 PM »
You find your self in the novel its self only to come to the knowlege your going to die in this book ....The End


I wish I had million dollars

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #223 on: October 02, 2009, 12:18:21 PM »
You win a million dollars in a state lottery.  Unfortunately, inflation has risen to an unimaginable degree.  However, since you won, you can now afford to buy a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter.

I wish I could visit Vegas again.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #224 on: October 02, 2009, 12:24:23 PM »
You body is in cased in cement as you become a part of Vegas ..To bad your on the line where they have earthquakes .. Good bye

I wish I had a pet