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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #150 on: September 24, 2009, 09:41:25 AM »
Granted, but while it's all fun and games now, it never, ever ends.

I wish I had a better attitude today.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #151 on: September 24, 2009, 01:51:27 PM »
Granted, your attitude will be better today but will worsen each day after that.

I wish I had curly hair.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #152 on: September 24, 2009, 03:45:01 PM »
Granted but it is so curly that it is unmanageable

I wish everyone in the world would just get along

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #153 on: September 24, 2009, 04:03:54 PM »
Granted, everyone in the world just gets along, in fact it's all they do, without sleeping, eating, working, etc, causing human extinction.

I wish I could read an entire book in a second.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #154 on: September 24, 2009, 04:46:39 PM »
Granted but all the books you want to read are suddenly empty pages

I wish I had a million dollars I want to open a homeless shelter

Offline MasterMischief

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #155 on: September 24, 2009, 07:03:52 PM »
Granted, but all the money came from questionable clinical studies performed on the homeless.

I wish you would stop turning your back to me.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #156 on: September 24, 2009, 07:49:39 PM »
Granted but my face is so ugly that you ask me to turn back around

I wish for world peace

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #157 on: September 24, 2009, 09:08:20 PM »
Granted. But technology returns to the stone age or an evil conspirator now rules the world, take your pick.

I wish for an android.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #158 on: September 24, 2009, 09:28:07 PM »
Granted you have Lor, Data's evil twin and he keeps trying to kill you

I wish I had endless energy

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #159 on: September 26, 2009, 11:24:50 AM »
Granted, but you move so fast that all the people you kiss and cuddle can't catch you to kiss an cuddle back.  LOL

I wish I had my own computer.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #160 on: September 26, 2009, 12:22:13 PM »
Granted but Xandi comes with it

I wish I had more money

Offline MasterMischief

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #161 on: September 26, 2009, 12:29:13 PM »
Granted, but the price of living always increases.

I wish for more love and less hate in the world.

Offline Skye

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #162 on: September 26, 2009, 08:41:32 PM »
Granted. But now everyone has a fatal attraction to something or someone.

I wish I came with theme music.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #163 on: September 27, 2009, 03:09:44 AM »
Granted, but unfortunately it's sung entirely by goats.

I wish I understood what the meaning behind Nirvana songs are

Offline Skye

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #164 on: September 27, 2009, 05:18:36 AM »
Granted, but that would make you Curt Cobain...buried six feet under.

I wish I had a muse that would let me write consistently.


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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #165 on: September 27, 2009, 06:08:09 AM »
Granted, you now can't help but write consistently bad.

I wish chocolate milk wasn't fattening...  :'(

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #166 on: September 27, 2009, 06:09:18 AM »
Granted but now it taste like sh........

I wish I could get a few more hours of sleep a night

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #167 on: September 27, 2009, 06:34:00 AM »
Granted but once in flight you find you can never land

I wish I didn't have to go to the gym everyday

Offline Starkweather

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #168 on: September 27, 2009, 07:50:37 AM »
You can now!

But you're not allowed to get off the plane.

I wish I could breathe fire and shoot lasers from my eyes.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #169 on: September 27, 2009, 07:53:00 AM »
Granted but now you destroy everything you look at because you can not control your new power

I wish I had someone to cook me breakfast

Offline Starkweather

Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #170 on: September 27, 2009, 07:53:59 AM »
Granted!

But, unfortunately, that person is a terrible cook.

I wish I had a license to kill.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #171 on: September 27, 2009, 07:55:32 AM »
Granted you are a assassin but now no one wants to hire you

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #172 on: September 27, 2009, 07:56:59 AM »
Granted!

But you're now not allowed to drink anything else.

I wish I could play basketball.

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #173 on: September 27, 2009, 07:58:27 AM »
Granted you have every comedy ever made but now you have no sense of humor

I wish I had some pecan pancakes for breakfast

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Re: CURROUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*
« Reply #174 on: September 27, 2009, 07:58:59 AM »
Granted!

But they taste like crap.

I wish I had four arms.