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Author Topic: Checkmate: A Tale of Chess and Mating  (Read 466 times)

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Offline ShakhmatyTopic starter

Checkmate: A Tale of Chess and Mating
« on: August 05, 2009, 06:06:13 PM »
I'm looking for a very specific type of RP partner here. Here's a little test:

If you think that the piece that looks like a horse is a "horse"--uh, no.
If you know the pieces' proper names and how they move--*drool*
If you know how to "castle kingside" and "castle queenside"--TAKE ME!

If you read Ra5+ as "R, A-5, plus sign"--uh, no.
If you know that "exd6" is read "e takes d6"; a capture move--*drool*
If you can write the moves of both White and Black in notation--TAKE ME!

If you think chess pieces move like checkers do, like, duh--uh, no.
If you know what that Jonathan Poe kid did wrong in the final scene of Searching for Bobby Fischer, and what Waitzkin did right--*drool*
If you know what the Schleimann Defense is, and have done it--TAKE ME!

As you can see, this story's about chess just as much as it is about mating...

All welcome to apply!--especially the ones that meet the TAKE ME! criteria. ;)

Offline Mister Venaliter

Re: Checkmate: A Tale of Chess and Mating
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2009, 06:25:50 PM »
How is two out of three "TAKE ME", three "Drools", & No "Uh, no's."

Personally...I am a fan of the Alekhine Defense

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Checkmate: A Tale of Chess and Mating
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2009, 06:37:07 PM »
I probably do not know enough about chess for you , Im Take Me Take ME and none of the above. But.. I definitely want to follow this game when it happens, and wish you luck!

Offline ShakhmatyTopic starter

Re: Checkmate: A Tale of Chess and Mating
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2009, 06:38:15 PM »
Lusting,'re making me weak in the knees, for sure!  :-*

I have a confession to make: I only started learning how to play chess within the past few weeks. I've never won a game, either in real life or on the computer, but at least I know enough to avoid all the "uh, no" pitfalls. You are "in like Flynn" as far as I'm concerned! What are your ONS and OFFS?

My ON'S--

Good writing
Male x female, female x female
Shower scenes (meaning with soap and water, not human waste)
Exotic locales
Exotic creatures (aliens, ghosts, supernatural, gods/goddesses)
Light bondage (leather, being tied up, light spanking, submission)


Coprophilia/urolagnia (human waste play, also known as "water sports")
Incest/child's play/adult diapers and such
Foot fetishes
Anal sex (ow, plus...poop is smelly and disgusting anyway)
Too many toys/foreign objects in private places

So far, you make me want to eat a bunch of chocolate (which I'm doing) to get my mouth watering even more than it already is!