Metal Gear Solid: VR Boogie

[The Great Triangle]

What if the patriots decided to run a VR simulation of random characters from the MGS series? 

What if the parameters of the situation were changed to be perverse?

Would the greatest soldiers psychics, what have you to ever live realize what was happening? 


Looking for people to play any character from the Metal Gear series.  (no original characters please)  Some interesting characters to play include:


MGS1:

Solid Snake (he's a butt man)
Meryl (she had psychotherapy to destroy her interest in men)
Ocelot (master of torture and sadist)
The Cyber Ninja (Wants you to HURT HIM MORE)
Otacon (cute and cuddly otaku)
Psycho Mantis (master of mind control)
Sniper Wolf (If you're her target, you're all she'll think about)

MGS2:

Olga Gurlukavitch (amazon warrior woman, second cyberninja)
Raiden (the President of the United States had to grab his crotch to confirm he's male)
Fortune (lucky enough to go into battle half naked)
Vamp (bisexual knife crazy regenerator)
Emma Emerich (nerdy computer programmer and Otacon's sister)
Solidus Snake (older version of Snake with tentacleriffic body armor)

MGS3:

The Boss (The greatest warrior who ever lived, and darned good looking to boot)
Volgin (bisexual sadistic muscle man with kinky electric powers)
EVA (big breasted sexpot spy, has kinky dreams about the Boss)
The Fear (contortionist eccentric with at least a 12 inch long tongue)
Raikov (Volgin's boy toy, amazingly pretty)

MGS4:

Laughing Octopus (tentacled cult abuse survivor who can make herself look like anyone or anything)
Crying Wolf (child killing power armor wearing railgun sniper with quadrapedal armor)
Screaming Mantis (cannibalistic torture victim capable of controlling the bodies or corpses of people with nanotechnology in them)
Naomi Hunter (mad scientist with a penchant for waxing philisophical and not wearing a bra)
Johnny (unexpectedly handsome under the mask)