Figured I'd join in this, as it's...funny and embarassing at the same time lol.
Crime: Been caught in the backseat by the police with someone.
Explanation: I had just been dumped by my first love Nathan, and a guyfriend named Chad who looked like a short Lance Bass and I decided to try to date. He takes me out and we end up at some lake and we're getting down to business (I had just lost my virginity like...3 days before, and my ex was claiming it didn't happen so I decided I was still a virgin lmfao). Well after an hour and a half we're still there and suddenly these lights appear from behind us. He's flipping out and I'm wanting to cry because I was usually such a good girl. I get my shorts on but can't get my shirt fast enough, and as the cop comes to the window I hear this:
"So Chad, who is it this time?" I just looked at him and went "You're an asshole you know that?" The cop talks to him as I finish dressing, and I hear him go "This is the what...8th or 9th time I've caught you in the last month? Enough Chad I can't keep letting you go like this." Then asks me to come out. I'm staring at the ground embarassed and wanting to scream and he goes. "Do you have any idea what you were doing?" and I still remember this, my brain wanted me to say "No I don't why don't you tell me?!" But I kept my mouth shut. He takes down my information and lets me go and I get home thinking all is well.
I get out of school the next day and my Grandma goes "Are you still a virgin?" and I'm blinking and going "Uh..yeah." Turns out the cops called her because I wasn't 18 yet, I was 17. I had a record for 3 months...
"Illegal use of public property for sexual conduct."
So thats my story lol.