The Key to the Golden Vault (DM seeking F for Powered DND2024 Solo)

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The Key to the Golden Vault
This is an advertisement for a lewd Dungeons & Dragons adventure.

The setup.  You sell your body and your book of business has become extremely lucrative.  In short order, you have become one of Waterdeep's most popular high-end escorts.  You are so popular and sought out that your services for an upcoming gala/orgy are going to be auctioned, with your company going to the highest bidder.
The highest bidder will be the handler of a group of thieves who are empowered by transdimensional metallic dragons.  You have been recruited to save Faerun.

Background.This adventure is based on a DND module called "Keys to the Golden Vault."  It is an episodic campaign where adventurers plan and execute elaborate heists.  This iteration is way more lewd.  Hence, please read "Key to the Golden Vault" as a euphemism.

Character Creation.Your character is an ordinary person living in Waterdeep.  She might be very pretty and very fit, but she is functionally an NPC.  However, she will undergo a sexual rite that will empower her in the following ways:

1.  Class.  Gestalt.  One of the gestalt classes must be rogue.

2.  Attributes.  You have been graced by celestial dragons and are superhuman.  Your stats are 20, 19, 18, 17, 16,
15.  You may increase your attributes above 20.

3.  Language.  You know Draconic.

4. Coming to Power.  Whenever your character consummates with another sacred thief, she acquires a number of temporary cleric spells.  She may cast 2 x proficiency bonus in spells.  These spells do not end when cast: they last for an entire hour.  One of these spells must be Ceremony (Marriage).  The max spell level is equal to the proficiency bonus.  For example, at first level, your character would have access to four cleric spells.

5. Sexual Rites.  Your character possesses a number of abilities that are related to sex:
(1) she can treat ejaculate as a potion of healing;
(2) she can cast Dominate Person (level 8 version), requiring no spell components and using Charisma as the spellcasting ability; and,
(3) she can perform a Draining Kiss (Con Save DC 15), causing 3d8 psychic damage.  There are more mechanics involved to cause more psychic damage, cause disadvantage rolls, and to cause more effects.