Eat the Rich -- Literally [f for M, EX, Celebrity Dolcett-play]

[Nerdess]

Opening Warning: Yeah, I'm seeking Dolcett play.  Either you clicked on this because you know what that is and you're interested, or you don't and you probably actually want nothing to do with it.  Dolcett is shorthand for erotic cannibalism so called after an artist who popularized a particular flavor (no pun intended) of dubcon alternate reality where women can essentially be called up, culled, or chosen to provide meat as if they were cattle at pretty much any point in their adult lives.  The world is such that this is treated largely as an inconvenience by those chosen rather than causing them to kick and scream and cry and beg -- more like, oh well, time to get killed and roasted like a turkey, hope my husband finds someone to remarry! 

So, well, to like 99% of you, bye!

Second Warning: And as is so often the case, I want to play as celebrities for this; generally playing "as" their real selves rather than just as face-claims or original creations, which I know is another big strike for a lot of people!  So to the other .9% of you, bye bye too!

Okay, so to the .1% of you remaining ... well, do I need to explain beyond that?  The warnings pretty much got it out of the way: I want to play as cute celebrities who through circumstance, bad luck, or genial coercion and trickery find themselves ending up on the menu.  At a super fancy, exclusive restaurant they got invited to?  At a big wrap party?  Filming it live for a real "special effect" on camera?  Last stop on a concert tour?  Either way, it's the end of the line for their career and their life, but hey, they're gonna go out like the star attraction that they are.

I'm gonna keep this super short because well, I doubt I'll get anyone throwing up their hand with interest anyway (except for one particular person who if they read this they know who they are, and who I really need to refresh myself on my prior posting so I can someday properly pick up a lingering storyline), but if you are part of that miniscule few who are picking up what I'm putting down .. well, PM me and let me know who you think looks delicious.

[Nerdess]

Woof~!

old petplay request currently retired

Obviously she would never mean to hurt anyone's dog.  And she was sure that the poor little puppy would recover the full use of its legs once it got out of that cute little puppy wheelchair.

So you see, yes, some animals were harmed during the making of this request thread, but she's really, really sorry about it.  Unfortunately, sorry doesn't cut it in front of one of the most notorious small-claims court judges in Orange County.  After all, every little hot to trot celebrity and floppy haired fuckboi in LA think that because they've got fame and they've got wealth, they can just buy their way out of a ticket and make the bad press disappear.  And that's why Judge Schneider became known for his more ... creative sentencing.  Forced to walk a mile in another's shoes and all that, you know?  You disrespect a service worker, great, you're going to spend a shift behind the counter at their store.  You drunk drove into someone's property?  Well pick up a hammer, you're helping with the repair efforts.

And you hurt someone's poor little pet?  Well, let's try a volunteer stint down at the shelter.

That ... actually didn't seem so bad, right?  Honestly, a famous gal like her, working with cute animals, seems like pretty good PR.  There's just one little problem -- she was living in an unrealistic fantasy version of our real world, and not the actual real world where community service makes sense.  Oops!

See, when she shows up at the pound, it's not for some bathing and grooming and photo ops; at least, not with the other animals.  No, our poor celebrity hit-and-runner is going to see what it's like on the other side of those kennel doors.  Sure, it's only one day, a quick little nine to five where she's expected to sit, speak, and beg and absolutely not act like PEOPLE for the duration of eight hours, that doesn't seem so bad.

Needing to dress the part, okay, that's a little humiliating and all, but at least the shelter location won't be public knowledge until after the community service is paid ... so what's eight hours of hanging around naked except for a cute little doggy collar in the grand scheme of things?

Oh -- but then again, THAT might be a problem.

After all, every sweet animal in the shelter has the opportunity to be adopted into a loving home.  And contracts like those, they last an awful lot longer than eight hours.

How much for that starlet in the window?

You'll be surprised at just how good she is at being taught new tricks.

Just remember, your very own famous fuckpet is an awfully big responsibility.

[Nerdess]

To the people who think my depravity knows no nadir: lol, lmao.