Do a search for 'The Gobstopper God'. It's a thesis written at college level by a graduate.
It was the subject of much debate for about a year and a half in scholastic circles. It is also, and I quote, "a bunch of shit I made up while looking at the baseball sized gobstopper sitting on my desk, in a attempt to prove that you don't need to actually know what the heck you are talking about to write a good thesis."
My friend wrote the thesis as what amounted to a joke, and it was rabidly fought over by members of faculty for some of the most prestigious universities.