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« on: April 23, 2009, 03:21:19 PM »
Post your Favorite quotes here, they being hillarious, stupid, evil, sexy or just plain awesome, Anything goes (Except for things that goes against E's Policy)

"But frankly, Fuck you if you want a story, Heres your story, Demons over there, Kill They Ass"

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Offline Merlyn

Re: Quotes
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 04:52:24 PM »
"I know not with what weapons world war three will be fought with, but world war four will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein.

Merlyn notes Vekseid's note and does so... even though he always uses that Einstein quote.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2009, 07:54:38 PM by Merlyn »

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 05:36:14 PM »
We are usually convinced more easily by reasons we have found ourselves than by those which have occurred to others. - Blaise Pascal

Offline Diabolus Lupus

Re: Quotes
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 06:25:14 PM »
"Be kind to dragons for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup."- Sebastian Kattalakis, Dragon Swan

"Don't make me use my Jedi ninja mind tricks on you. I might scramble your brains."- Delphine, Dream Warrior
« Last Edit: April 23, 2009, 07:13:32 PM by Devilstrike »

Offline Vekseid

Re: Quotes
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 06:31:19 PM »
* Vekseid notes that you should actually post your own signature, rather than just point it out, since over the next
decades you might change your sig.

IE
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Here lies a toppled God, his fall was not a small one.
We did but make his pedestal, a narrow and tall one.
- Tleilaxu Epigram, Dune Messiah

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Quotes
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 07:09:31 PM »
Some sentences by myself:

1 - "There is no such thing as ugly women. There are only sober men"

2 - "Heaven is the place where you will find 75 virgins waiting for you. Hell is the place where you will find 75 virgins waiting for you, but they will all be wow players" <- I am going to get killed for that one

3 - "Stepfathers are the real motherfuckers."

4 - "The most powerful thing in the universe is created by a down-front-punch sequence".

5 - "god created men. Men created street fighter. That's why I worship no gods".

Go ahead, hate me.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 07:44:44 PM »
"Honor is the highest thing in the Universe; it is the power on which all things depend; it is the light by which all of life is guided.  Honor the highest within yourself, for it too is the power on which all things depend and the light by which all life is guided."  --Marcus Aurelius (stoicism)-121- 180A.D.

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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"Victory is reserved for those who are willing to pay it's price." - Sun Tzu

"One should make his decisions within the space of seven breaths...With an intense, fresh and undelaying spirit, one will make his judgments within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break right through to the other side." Hagakure


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Re: Quotes
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 08:41:01 PM »
"It is entirely seemly to see a young man felled in battle, his body mangled by the bronze spear. In his death, all things seem fair." --Homer, the Iliad

Offline Darius

Re: Quotes
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 11:13:42 PM »
"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."   G.K. Chesterson

"Stop learning, start dying."  Ebenezer, The Dresden Files

"No boom today, boom tomorrow, there's always a boom tomorrow." Ivonova, Bablylon 5

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2009, 12:35:40 AM »
"I know not with what weapons world war three will be fought with, but world war four will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein.


Here's a good one to go with it:
"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds."
From the Bhagavad Gita, J. Robert Oppenheimer one of the other men who worked on the Manhattan project recalled this line when he was the first blast.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2009, 12:19:48 PM »
No poor son of a bitch ever won a war dying for his country. You win wars by making that other poor son of a bitch die for his. -Gen. George S. Patton
« Last Edit: July 07, 2009, 04:22:14 PM by Inkidu »

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2009, 12:22:34 PM »
2 - "Heaven is the place where you will find 75 virgins waiting for you. Hell is the place where you will find 75 virgins waiting for you, but they will all be wow players" <- I am going to get killed for that one

I play wow. >_>

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. -Twain

By temperament, which is the real law of God, many men are goats and can't help committing adultery when they get a chance; whereas there are numbers of men who, by temperament, can keep their purity and let an opportunity go by if the woman lacks in attractiveness. -Twain

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2009, 12:35:24 PM »
"God created man, when he saw what kind of trouble man would get into he created dog." Adapted Chinese proverb.

Offline TheHatintheCat

Re: Quotes
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2009, 01:40:19 PM »
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha

Offline Merlyn

Re: Quotes
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2009, 02:27:20 PM »
Morituri Te Salutant  - In the original latin.

We who are about to die salute you.

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Quotes
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2009, 05:33:49 PM »
I play wow. >_>

=X See you in hell, mwahaha.

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Quotes
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2009, 08:11:25 PM »
=X See you in hell, mwahaha.

See you there. I will save you a seat right beside me.

Like Fear: Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval--a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death. -Twain

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2009, 08:14:02 PM »
"Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist"
 General John Sedgewick (famous last words thereof  :D )

Offline Kittenchan

Re: Quotes
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2009, 08:44:29 PM »
this one was a slip of the tongue or not really thinking before I let it out of my mouth... either way

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2009, 03:09:03 PM »
Never stick your dick in a pudding, it might still be good pudding and you can spend the rest of the night explaining that to everyone but no ones going to eat it because you stabbed your dick in it!

Ben Yahtzee Croshaw

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2009, 03:09:01 PM »
Quadros: “Rampage, where do you see yourself in 2 years.”
Rampage: “Well, right now i’m 23, so in two years, I see myself being 25.”

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Offline Elektra

Re: Quotes
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2009, 11:28:21 PM »
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. ~ Ayn Rand

Offline Diabolus Lupus

Re: Quotes
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2009, 11:43:22 PM »
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."- Acheron Parthenopaus

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« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2009, 09:56:11 AM »
How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.y
-Alexander Pope

Blessed are the forgetful: for they shall have done with their stupidities too."
-Nietsche's

The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
-Moulin Rouge



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Re: Quotes
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2009, 11:05:30 AM »
If somethings hard to do, its not worth doing it.

Homer Simpsons.