and he has decided to take it by train. He gets on a train headed to Scotland from London and it's packed. He looks up and down the train for a good twenty minutes before finding what should be an available seat.
The seat is occupied by an elderly British couple out for a Sunday ride and the like. The woman has on a sun dress and the man has on his strolling cap with an umbrella. It all looks very prim and proper. The should-be-available seat is occupied by the woman's poodle.
The American asks, "Ma'am could you move your dog to your lap so I could sit down? It's the last available seat on the train."
She replies, "Muffy, is a member of our family and deserves a seat as much as anyone, you should have gotten here sooner."
The tourist walks down the train and back looking for a seat, and he cannot find one. So he confronts the woman again and she replies with the same answer as before.
The tourist walks down the train again and comes back asking again.
"Muffy, is a member--"
The American rips the dog from its seat opens a nearby window and hurls the canine out the moving train.
The woman is shocked her husband patiently folds his newspaper and stands up, "That's so bloody typical of you Americans." he begins.
"You drink your beer cold, you drive on the wrong side of the road, and now you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."