Interspecies Reviewers| Let's run a brothel! Recruitment Thread

[LeSane]

Welcome to the recruitment thread for 'Interspecies Reviewers 'Let's run a brothel!' Jesus, it feels like its been ages since I made that interest thread for this game, and thanks to the lovely people who let their freak flags fly high, I got enough support to move onto the next step, and I want to thank those who found interest in this game. If it weren't for you, this wouldn't be happening. You all are the best, and I couldn't appreciate you all more than right now. Anyway, I'm not going to bore you all with more of my rambling, so let's get down to what you all came here. This is for those who don't know of the fantastic show and manga that is Interspecies Reviewers, a Japanese fantasy-based comedy manga that involved sexual themes. The series was written by Amahara and illustrated by Masha. They were licensed in English by Yen Press. A 12-episode television anime adaptation produced by Passione aired from January 11 to March 28, 2020. Basically, In a world where many different humanoid species exist, and prostitution is legal, there exist various brothels for each kind of species with "succu-girls," who have succubus blood running through them. As each species has different opinions on how each succu-girl works for them, various brothel visitors have become reviewers, rating their experiences with multiple succu-girls and posting them in the local tavern. The series largely centers on a human named Stunk, an elf named Zel, and an angel named Crimvael. However, this isn't about Crim and the rest of the band of perverts... (For those who read the interest check its the same from before.) What happened to Crimvael, who eventually was able to regain they're able to return to heaven and explained the various adventures with Stunk and Zel reviewing the various Succu-Joints. One of the angels saw this as an opportunity to defeat their boredom though not to become a reviewer like Crim, to create a Succu-joint of his own to make the best one possible. No, it would never be possible to copy the Magic Metropolis, who creates various Demia Dolls that catered to the whim over every patron separately. Hell, not even in the same magnitude of the Succubus Tower. There hadn't been a joint ran by an Angel, and he figured it would cause interest to see what a being from heaven considered sexy! The first problem was to get enough coin to obtain a permit even to own an establishment, and the second was to get to mention having to gain the money to also pay for a place, doing the odd job here and there, assisting adventures as a cleric. Even going as far as to trade a cough 'sliver of his own halo' cough to Great Mage Demia for vast amounts of gold until accomplishing his goal, and even the demon lord once or twice. (It was a rough year, ok?). Now the problem for creating his Angel Joint came crashing down around him. No angel wanted to demean themselves to be in some brothel working there even if they'd been interested before. The owner of his joint is outsourcing to anyone interested in working for him at the moment, allowing anyone who wants to be apart of the goal of being a high ranking establishment.

This handsome devil is the Angel Zion, the manager of the newest succu-girl establishment called 'The Golden Touch', and he's in desperate need of those looking to work in this line of work. The original idea fora classy Angel joint down the drain what's a guy to do? Give up heavens, no! Fresh faces, old friends, and everything in-between has been called to fill his roster up and get some money flowing back in his pockets. In time he wants to get a bigger building, so those who work for him aren't cramped in a two-story building. Zion has given those who've come to him a fair deal to those working under his roof. However, to avoid favoritism, he opened the golden touch's doors to see who'd walk through those doors. Zion will be sitting down with each of those who apply to want to see who will fit for this establishment, and if he has to go through them all Zion has no problem with sitting there for hours on end interviewing potential succu-girls and few gentlemen who want to do this as well.

The Interview

Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you... (Your characters introducing themselves) Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know? (Character's age for their race and anything else you want to add) Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we? Clears throat as he pulls up some questions. (Optional dialogue you can add if you so desire. Delete this part if you don't want to say anything) So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right? (Reason for wanting to work at a brothel) Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work? (What kind of thing you want to do while working here. Explain.) Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh. He taps his hand against the table thinking. (Optional dialogue you can add if you so desire. Delete this part if you don't want to say anything) What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it? (Quick list of hobbies a minimum of three) A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated. (Give a reason for wanting to be apart of this joint. Be honest, Lie, etc) Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that. Zion is visibly surprised by the answer. (Optional dialogue you can add if you so desire. Delete this part if you don't want to say anything) This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel. It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly. (Optional dialogue you can add if you so desire. Delete this part if you don't want to say anything) Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul?

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[b]Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you...[/b]
(Your characters introducing themselves)
[b]Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know?[/b]
(Character's age for their race and anything else you want to add)
[b]Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we?[/b]
[i]Clears throat as he pulls up some questions.[/i]
(Optional dialogue you can add if you so desire. Delete this part if you don't want to say anything)
[b]So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right?[/b]
(Reason for wanting to work at a brothel)
[b]Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work?[/b]
(What kind of thing you want to do while working here. Explain.)
[b]Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh.[/b]
[i]He taps his hand against the table thinking.[/i]
(Optional dialogue you can add if you so desire. Delete this part if you don't want to say anything)
[b]What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it?[/b]
(Quick list of hobbies a minimum of three)
[b]A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated.[/b]
(Give a reason for wanting to be apart of this joint. Be honest, Lie, etc)
[b]Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that.[/b]
[i]Zion is visibly surprised by the answer.[/i]
(Optional dialogue you can add if you so desire. Delete this part if you don't want to say anything)
[b]This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel.[/b]
[i]It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly.[/i]
(Optional dialogue you can add if you so desire. Delete this part if you don't want to say anything)
[b]Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul?[/b]
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[Yukina]

Censored Url, NSFW, Normally Wears Scientist-Esque CLothing

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Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you... "U-Ummm....Hi.....I'm C-Catherine Mathers. I-It's nice to m-meet you too." Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know? "Y-Yes. I h-have a b-bit more.....s-succubus....genes than normal, b-but j-just a h-human and tw-twenty-four." Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we? Clears throat as he pulls up some questions. "Y-Yes, Sir...." So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right? "W-Welll...I...I...have....something b-between my l-legs.....a-and....chaster....em-employers don't l-like that....." *seems to whisper especially with "between my legs"* Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work? "U-Ummm....I really h-have a kn-knack for potions. I h-have several s-suitcases of compendiums f-for my p-personal formulas and I sp-specialize in tr-transformations."  Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh. He taps his hand against the table thinking. What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it? "....I-It's my pr-profession....but looking m-more into the cr-craft of alchemy.....i-is my biggest h-hobby. I...U-Ummm....also like to r-read novels....and dr-drink tea....." *seems to trying to hide an embarrassing bulge in her pants* A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated. "U-Umm...It isn't on the l-land of my f-family...." *doesn't seem to want to go into it* Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that. Zion is visibly surprised by the answer. This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel. It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly. "I w-wasn't thinking th-that at a-all, S-Sir!" *looks terrified* Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul? "Pro-Probably quite a wh-while...."

[SmashingPots]

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Hello there, my name is Zion it’s a pleasure to meet you... "Pandora, aristocratic opportunist and hopeless nymphomaniac known to some as The Aspect of Twilight, at your service. A pleasure to meet you too, Sir. I was born during a rare lunar convergence, when the physical moon was eclipsed by its counter-reflection in the spirit realm. Some celebrated the celestial events that heralded my birth, while other’s saw it as a bad omen. My mother believed me a miracle, and her obsessions only grew when I began displaying an early understanding of the intangible. See, the line between the material and metaphysical world has always been blurred to me. It started out simple enough, a few rogue shades here and there, but as I aged, the restless undead became more and more brazen. Baneful spirits and ghastly poltergeists terrorized me day in and day out. It was only in my early teens that things started to ease up." Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know? "It’s entirely understandable, Sir. I’m 23 years old, though some believe me older due to my demeanor. I’m the youngest child of a distinguished silk-stocking matron - my mother. I was born to a life of possibility and privilege among noble houses as a result of my mother’s status. From an early age, I displayed a keen mind and sharp wit, and while my siblings flourished under our father’s tutelage, it was my mother in whose footsteps I would follow… that of a harlot." "I caught her on innumerable occasions, sneaking off under the veil of darkness, adorned her wispy filigree masks and matching outfits, obscuring everyone’s perception of her. She would plunge herself onto titillating dating scenes – choosing her lovers with a discerning eye. Why I don’t condole her adultery, I understand her reasoning behind it… She was a sexual deviant desperate to ride the next proverbial high, swept in the finest of silk and surrounded by the most lucrative of people. It tore our family apart in time, but I was as relieved as I was saddened. My father was a cruel and despicable man. Good riddance, I say. In fact, I’m quite content with how things ended up." Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we? "Why of course, Sir. For better or for worse, my mother was the one that guided me through life. When she one day caught me in the act of conducting… something akin to a proto-sexual fantasy ballet, you might call it… she was seemingly relieved by my growing sexuality, and so, she confided in me that she belonged to a clandestine and secretive cabal, known by some as “The Black Rose” – an organization which occult influence had long guided lost souls to converge with their dark salacious god. I apologies profusely if this is a touchy subject for angel kind, Sir." "In time, and under my mother’s guidance, I blossomed into a young woman who was renowned for my tremendous beauty, cunning and intelligence. Hah, if you ask me, I think they’re exaggerating. If only just a tad. Zealously devout, I grew up within a faith of mystery, reflection, and discovery, and embraced darkness not just out of belief, but as the only thing that gave meaning to my existence. " "As time went on, my mother introduced me to the arts of the flesh, and I began engaging in frequent orgies, and explicit bouts of debauchery. I was pleasantly surprised by the raw emotions I experienced, and savored my sexual conquests with manic zeal as I slipped in and out of various companionships, relishing the savage, primal tinges it earned me with fanatic favor. In the flamboyant salons of the aristocracy, my forthright nature enabled me to build a maniacal cult of personality around me, emboldening my unquenchable desire to engage with my prospects with artful ferocity and sensual seduction in daunting profusion." "As years passed me by, however, it became evident that my sexual partners all developed distinctive feelings towards me – adorations I could not hope to return. I wanted nothing more than to enjoy the physical pleasures of intercourse in all its glorious permutations. Rebelling against the foul love shown to me, I whispered my undying conviction to my lascivious lord, and he responded graciously in turn. He bestowed upon me, an immortal legion of spectral subjects, whose insatiable desires rivalled that of my own. No tender moments or sad goodbyes, just uninterrupted dalliance. Of course, it has its downsides… They’re terribly insistent, I’ll tell you that, but even worse, there seems to be some sort of incompatibility with regards our anatomies. I can’t fully realise my orgasms in the company of my spirits… This is quite infuriating, as you can imagine. I seek to supplement my spiritual dynamics with that of physical ones in hope that it will alleviate the tension inside me." "Though, I must notify you about my companions. They are bound eternally to me, and heed my command only during daytime, after which they become entirely unreasonable. Should unfortunate circumstances arise regarding them, I take full responsibility for their actions." So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right? "As a proud addict of the flesh, not out of need, but out of lust, I reassure you, this is my place of belonging, Sir. Flustered and frustrated at my aforementioned predicament, I hope that partaking in the union of the flesh under… different circumstances will relieve my qualms. These volatile surrounds should make the involvement of delicate emotions… harder, I hope. I want nothing to do with it. It’s as simple as that, I’m afraid." Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work? "I’ve ample experience in the art of seduction, as you might guess, but I’ll be honest and say outright that I haven’t worked an honest day in my life. Not in the traditional back-breaking way commoners tend to, anyway. That said, I possess an education of the highest caliber, and could see myself as a valuable asset it a wide variety of situations. However, if you seek a waitress or a barmaid, I am eager and willing to learn how to operate your establishments. I’m not as snobby as you might take me for. Spending a lifetime around stuffy noblemen made me reflect inward. I don’t want to be part of their pompous ways." What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it? "I often seek comfort in literature, and have been known to compose illustrated artwork. Paintings, sculptures, the odd poem and the like. I do love a healthy discussion among peers, but what I enjoy the most is playing music. I absolutely adore ascending in a magical flight to the heavens under the sweet, breathtaking melody of orchestral exuberance." A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated. "I’ve had it with the fake pretenses of nobility and elites. The strict and rigid line they walk, I can no longer abide. Starting from the bottom seemed like a fairly logical solution to separate myself from a suffocating lifestyle of luxury." This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel. "No need to explain yourself, Sir. I understand perfectly. Misunderstandings can be quite frustrating. I’m not one to judge based purely on physical attributes either way." Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul? "My services will remain at your disposal as long as I am permitted to engage in my… “practices”. It would be an honor to assist in the expansion of your empire, Sir Zion."

[pdragon]

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Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you... "Ah, hello, Tsu'nel's light upon you. You're the uh, owner, correct? It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Cairn, Sunseeker of the church of Tsu'nel" Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know? "Oh I see, that's understandable. I'm a normal human so my looks aren't too deceiving. I just turned 20 two months ago" Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we? Clears throat as he pulls up some questions. *swallows anxiously and fidgets in his seat* So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right? "Ah yes that's true, heheh. Well here's the thing. I'm part of the church that worships the goddess of the sun Tsun'el. More specifically I'm a Sunseeker. It's my job to gaze deep into the sun and interpret the will of the goddess from it's dazzling rays. For years now we've been a well respected and supported church, and we've managed to grow quite a bit from our humble beginnings. Unfortunately over the past few years a series of...umm, somewhat inaccurate divinations on our part has caused the church to fall out of favor somewhat: poor crop predictions, unfulfilled prophecies, that sort of thing. In truth we've begun to hemorrhage followers as they've been switching to following different churches and Gods. It's gotten to the point where we can no longer support our infrastructure and charity work with the donations from our remaining followers alone, and if we can't maintain the proper government standards we might even end up getting demoted to cult status and loose our church protections. So we uh...have to find new ways to supplement our funding...and since it was our poor predictions that got us into this mess it's fallen to us Sunseekers to do most of the leg work." "I had originally thought of doing adventure work...but I don't have any combat or traveling experience, and...well...we Sunseekers tend to go blind after years of staring at the sun for hours straight, and while I'm not completely blind yet my eyesight's already been diminished to the point where I'd probably be no good doing any kind of dangerous work. That's when one of the older priests mentioned that, uh, this kind of work tends to pay well for relatively low effort. He said I was probably cute enough, and that...well, I was used to being on my knees anyways *deep blush* so...here I am..." Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work? "W-Well I was thinking about that actually. It's true that I don't have much, or any, experience with this kind of thing, b-but I'm sure there are some people who would find that appealing in it's own right. right? I overheard some guys talking in a tavern one time that the idea of, er, doing it with a nun or priestess was pretty alluring, since it's taboo and all. So maybe you can charge extra since it's the authentic thing and not like, a costume or something. *sweats* Oh oh wait! I'm also trained in various forms of white magic. Not only can healing spells mend wounds, but they're also able to...you know, recharge one's stamina. I'm sure that could provide a novel experience as well. Plus I can cast different boons and miracles on people, so maybe that could attract adventurers to the shop. They can get their, uh, relief, and get buffed for their next quest at the same time" Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh. He taps his hand against the table thinking. "heheh...*scratches arm* What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it? "Oh that's a wonderful(ly chaste) question! Well of course I enjoy participating and leading in church services and festivities. Our sermons can actually be pretty fun, you should stop by sometime. Also I used to look after children a lot when I was just an acolyte, so I've picked up all sorts of card and board games that I still love to play from time to time. I used to read a lot before my vision started to go, and I like dancing as well. Probably my favorite hobby is cooking. I've found my sense of taste has grown a lot stronger since my vision's started weakening, so I can appreciate food that much more!" A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated. "Oh...uh...well. It's actually because you guys aren't super famous that I picked this place. I figured I'd try out for a more lesser known place since I didn't want too many people finding out that a follower of Tsu'nel was doing something so scandalous, no offense. After all I didn't want to people to think we were degrading into some kind of freaky sex cult and scare even more followers away. I figured a more obscure brothel a few towns over would be a better choice. Plus as I said I'm not exactly experienced at this kind of thing, so I doubt any of the more established brothels would even accept me....umm, not that I think you have low standards or anything!" Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that. Zion is visibly surprised by the answer. "L-Like I said, no offense...." This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel. It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly. *cocks head quizzically* "Umm...ok?" Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul? "well I wasn't exactly planning on making it my new career or anything, and I'm going to have to make sure I don't slack on my church duties too much while I'm working here, but until we can win back enough followers to become self sufficient again I'm willing to go as long as it takes!"

[AndyZ]

Keeping an eye on this to see if there's enough females to want in ^_^

[LeSane]

Slowly but surely we are getting people.

[Saric]

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Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you... "Hello, I'm Bedomi, but you can call me 'Mi' for short." Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know? "Nothing to worry about there, I'm a hundred and twenty nine this year. Both my parent's races mature quickly but live a long time so I've been an adult for some time now but am still a youth by my family's reckoning." Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we? Clears throat as he pulls up some questions. "That sounds reasonable." So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right? "On the contrary! This is something I've always wanted! What with my mother being a full-blooded Succubus and my 'father' being an Eldritch Horror born of nightmares of tentacle rape! It was so romantic! He kidnapped my mother to rape her for eternity, but she loved it of course! So he tried harder but she just enjoyed it more! After a while he came to love her sounds of pleasure and started working to pleasure her more! That ended up redeeming him and they fell in love! So how I'm here to find a girl I can fuck forever or a guy to ride me constantly, or both if I'm lucky! So that when my scores of sibling start coming out into the world I can show them we can find the same bliss as our parents!" Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work? "You mean aside from the large male shaft, tight and wet pussy, bountiful breasts, and dozens of writhing lusty tentacles? Umm.... I suppose I'm good with groups?" Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh. He taps his hand against the table thinking. "Oh! I've often been told my horns make good handles for someone mounting me from behind! Would you like to try them out?" What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it? "I'm actually an enthusiast at the martial arts of fighting with ones body! I keep a rope journal that also helps me practice my knots, and I sometime volunteer at the local orphanage as I like children and want to get better with them before I start spawning my own in earnest! I also practice Lust Magic, spells of seduction, sensuality, and pleasure that only those with a major succubus bloodline are able to fully master! I think I'm getting better at it too!" A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated. "I want to sample a wide variety of customers and co-workers, off duty for the later of course, and get a broad understanding of different techniques and styles while I look for my Destined. Combined with my unique heritage keeping me out of most of the racially specific establishments and there wasn't much choice. Besides, where else could I hope to sample the lovemaking of an angel!" Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that. Zion is visibly surprised by the answer. "Oh I'd never do that! I'd be more then happy to let you bend me however! Over the nearest flat surface if I'm lucky!" This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel. It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly. "A pity for me, as I'd love to try out an Angel's pussy as well, but hardly something to bother anyone about." Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul? "I imagine I'd remain here till I found one ore more of my Destined, longer if they wished to remain here and have some exotic experiences of their own. While I'd love to find a nice home to settle in to love and breed forever, just like my parents, I expect such a thing won't be easy to find, so I expect to remain here for some time building up the wealth needed to support my future mates and I, as well as seeking such rare beings!"

[Metraxa]

Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you... Entering the room, the girl all but stomps over to the table. Taking a seat, she considers for a moment whether she should kick her heels up, despite the fact that there is someone else sitting there right now. She has no fear of angels. "Lorana. Simple, to the point. No last name so I guess that makes two of us." Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know? Relaxing, Lorana leaned back in her seat, hands coming together behind her head in a supportive pose. A tail with a pointed end flicked idly through the air as she grinned. "I want to say three hundred, three fifty? I kinda lost count after two hundred to be honest. As for race...." She let the illusion magic she wore lapse, revealing a stone skinned being. She did not, however, have wings like her kind normally would. "I'm a gargoyle. It's just easier to go around looking like a human most of the time." Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we? Clears throat as he pulls up some questions. So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right? A sigh escaped as Lorana faced the question. Frowning, teeth tugged at her bottom lip as she tapped her chin while thinking up a good answer. "Because I don't know what else to do," she admitted at last. "Once upon a time a young girl wanted to be the strongest being in the world. So she went out, fought a bunch of things. Got beat up a lot, beat up a lot of other people, caused a not inconsiderable amount of property damage. For a while she thought she was on top of the totem pole." A scowl appeared, teeth bared as the painful memories resurfaced. "Then some....things happened, and I realized that there would always be a bigger fish in the pond than me. So now I'm just kind of wandering, to see if there's more to this  whole 'life' thing." More than just being safe from having other take advantage of you. Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work? A hum escaped as she considered the question. "Well I'm good at fighting, drinking, taking a beating to an obstinate degree, I've also got illusion magic." Stiffening, she jabbed a finger at Zion as her scowl deepened. "But if somebody tries to tie me up like some kind of pinata I swear I will clean their clock, and I don't care if they're a customer. I don't do that sort of thing." Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh. He taps his hand against the table thinking. What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it? "Well, I already mentioned the fighting and the drinking," Lorana noted with a chuckle as her grin returned anew. "I guess I also like hiking, working out, and telling daring tales of my exploits. Or I used to anyway. Haven't done much of that recently." A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated. "Really? Huh, didn't notice." Lorana replied with a shrug. "Well, I guess I'm here now. Finding another place seems like it would be a hassle." Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that. Zion is visibly surprised by the answer. "Yeah, I bet," Lorana assured him with a snort. "Though you could probably say the same thing about what you're trying to do. Most people'd think angels are too busy with the sticks in their butts to set up a place like this." This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel. It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly. "Sure sure," Lorana replied with a dismissive wave. "You're hardly the worst angel I've met anyway." No, that spot was reserved for a particular person who earned most of her ire, as well as a whole host of other emotions. An angel was the reason she was in this situation after all. Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul? Lorana shrugged before rising to her feet. "Eh, too soon to tell. But I'm not opposed to sticking around for a while."

[Lynnette]

Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you... "Leena, you don't need my last name, do you? If you do, it's probably best I just write it for you." Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know? "I'm just a bit past 200, still got a couple hundred good years left!" Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we? Clears throat as he pulls up some questions. Sorry, I couldn't help but notice - The ring on your finger, would you be married by chance? I know it's normally a personal question, but for this line of work... "I am! As of three decades now, it's been great! Anyway, I figure you ask because you're thinking of it in relation to sleeping with others as a job? I wouldn't have been here if it wasn't okay, were you perhaps worried I was doing this behind my husband's back? I can assure you that I'm not." So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right? "It can't be? It's not like elves are high and proud creatures, our minds are just as far down the gutter as any other race. If anything it's worse since we have so long to dwell on it." Leena laughs a little, admitting to the false ruse in the process. "I guess it's a little more complicated than that, though I will admit the sex is part of the motivation. I have some other projects in the works, but they require a lot of cash to live off. Though, I guess just about everyone thinks about the money. There's other reasons too; For one, I can't think of a much better compliment than someone being willing to spend money to be in your company, can you? Besides that, I'll admit that sex with my husband can get a bit... Exhausting. Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike it, not at all! But, there's times when you want... Normal size partners too." Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work? "Well, stamina for one. With the type of sex I usually have, "normal sex" should barely put a dent in it." Leena couldn't help but laugh a little - Though usually open, she found it pretty amusing to be able to speak of it during an interview. "Besides that, you'll be hard pressed to find young elves in these parts of the lands. I had a stroll last night, and..." Leena gestured for Zion to come closer so she could whisper it to him. "Most of 'em are old as fuuuuuuck... Like... Super-old." She returned back to her seat, leaning in on the table a little, resting her elbows on it to cradle her head. "Human customers won't know the difference, as for other species... You might have a rare premium at your hand." Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh. He taps his hand against the table thinking. Maybe we could talk about some personal qualities - What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it? "Well, there's certainly a few, I try to not focus too much on a single one - Try to make them last you know? As of now... I've enjoyed cooking, of course it helps having someone appreciative to give some feedback too. Aside from that, I have a good bit of elven literature at home, nice to sit down with a book while waiting for food to cook. We've been toying around a bit with brewing beers and ciders... Aside from that... It's not that long since I left home - I've found a lot of fun in sampling the different games - Like, cards, board-games and whatnot, that are available here." A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated. "Hmm... I think the best way I could put it... It seems a little laid back? Like, that's my reason for not going to some of the elven-centered brothels at least. I don't mind working at all, but I like varied days. Also, it has room to grow ya'know? Like, if you're at the bottom, only way is up! I think it'd be rewarding to be a part of that ride... Or catastrophe, whichever one happens." Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that. Zion is visibly surprised by the answer. This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel. It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly. "S... Sure, whatever you say." Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul? "Hmm... Probably not that long, a couple of decades maybe? We'll see with time, could be longer could be shorter. Guess it's up to you to make it profitable enough to keep your workers around." Leena couldn't help it and threw in a small cheeky wink to finish it off.

[Moon Hound Hati]

Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you... My, you're a big guy! A tall and muscular orc, with green skin and dressed rather neatly in an ironed shirt and a tie, chuckled as he seated himself, the chair seemingly two sizes too small and not able to carry his weight without at least a bit of moaning coming from its wooden frame. "For you... But all joking aside, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. My name is Egharod." Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know? "Understandable. My hundred and fiftieth birthday is coming up in about three months, which, for orcs, is comparable to a human in their early thirties." Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we? Clears throat as he pulls up some questions. "I couldn't help but notice the ring. You're a married man?" The wedding band was hard to miss, being of a size large enough to fit his large, green finger. It made Egharod flash a toothy smile as he raised the ring-bearing hand to nudge his rectangular glasses a bit further up his nose. "Indeed I am. You've already met her, actually, and we've been together for three decades now. I count myself as a lucky man and an even luckier orc." So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right? "It's a bit of a multifaceted motivation. Part of it is my wife; it's simply more convenient for us to work at the same place of business. Another reason is... Well, I'm an orc... and that's a bit of an acquired or niche taste     if you will." Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work? "As I mentioned, as an orc, I am not someone that will be requested often. Usually, I pander to women with the fantasy of "being violated by a savage orc." It might or might not surprise you that these kinds of customers are usually elves. However, you'll likely get the most use out of me as an accountant." Egharod never could keep himself from smirking when he told people he was an accountant by trade. "Yes, it's a stark contrast, I know, especially given my race's less than civil culture, both in the past and present, but I assure you I'm a certified accountant by trade; there's more than just brawn to me." Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh. He taps his hand against the table thinking. How about some lighter conversation, then? What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it? "Does enjoying my wife's cooking count, then? If not, there are some other pastime activities I enjoy in my leisure hours. Hunting has always been a family tradition. Nothing quite going out and taking down some game with a bow and arrow. While staking out a spot I tend to pass the time by doing some wood carving, so I've turned that into a hobby, as well. The missus initially wasn't too thrilled when I went to work on the bed's headboard, but it turned out well enough to garner her approval. Circling back to hunting, I usually cook what I don't sell off to the local merchant for a few coins. The jerky's pretty good. I can bring some over next time I go out hunting if you like?" A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated. "There's potential here and I can help you get there." There was a brief pause, during which he adjusted his glasses again. "And, to be frank, a larger business would probably be more hesitant about hiring an orc. There's still some bad stigma going around." Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that. Zion is visibly surprised by the answer. This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok? I am a male Angel. It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly. Egharod simply raised one of his thick, bushy eyebrows at that. "Sure." Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul? "That depends on how well the business fares, I suppose. The missus has some projects she wants to see funded, so expect at least a few decades out of me. Don't fret, though; I don't half-ass things."

[JoanieSappho]

Maybe NSFW, Normally wears nothing

Hello there, my name is Zion its a pleasure to meet you...
"Charmed, darling. I'm Sybella."

Just to be safe I have to ask your age. I understand that some races look young for centuries, but I have to cover my own skin here you know?
"It's flattering to think you could mistake me for being young, but I'm afraid I'm somewhere close to three hundred. Past the halfway mark, so to speak." And then some.

Anyway, let's get to why you're really here shall we?
Clears throat as he pulls up some questions.
So why did you wanna work in a succu-joint? I'm guessing this isn't a long time dream, right?
"Oh? You'd be surprised, dear. It might be very common up here, but back home ... we've not been able to do this for long. Not legally, at least. Getting up here and into a proper place with standards and those circles to keep us healthy? Not that long ago it was a dream. Not to mention all the cuties running around up here on their, what's the word ... ah, legs."

Okay, that's a valid reason. What are you good at? Have anything that will stand you apart from everyone else in this line of work?
"I've got ten tentacles that start off thinner than a finger, get thicker than an orc's forearm, are covered with suckers that I can control individually and I've been doing this for longer than any other dagon would even admit to.

Well that's something I could utilize, sure. Uh-huh.
What are your hobbies? I don't accept 'to screw everything' as an answer. There's more you do when not working what is it?
"Oh, singing, collecting things, a little bit of painting, especially of pretty girls. Being tied up usually, but sometimes other stuff too."

A few more questions and we're done here. Why come to The golden touch? We aren't even highly rated.
"Not yet, darling, not yet. But you will be and, instead of just being a new hire at the bottom of something already established, I'll be able to move up here. And I bet you don't already have anyone on staff quite as eager to handle any female clients as I am."

Well, bend my halo. I wasn't expecting an answer like that.
Zion is visibly surprised by the answer.
This is less of a question and more me clearing the air now. If you heard about the last angel that came to earth. No, I don't have both, ok?. I am a male Angel.
It's obvious that Zion gets asked this question quite often, and the irritation on his face shows it clearly.
"A pity, but it's not like you don't have other places for my tentacles to go, if you ever get curious."

Sorry. Sorry, last question. Do you plan on working here for a little while or being apart of the family for the long haul?
"Oh, long term, dear. I've had my turn at swimming all over the place, settling down is much more appealing these days."