Okay, poked around the Net a bit, and not only did the background check pick this up, but the police called him to ask if he was going to come to orientation. At first, he said no, that his car had been impounded, and they thought they'd never hear from him again.
You'd think. If he had more than one brain cell.
He later emailed the city, saying that he would be there, and would simply take the bus to get there.
The icon on World's Dumbest is far too kind. You need a microscope to find this guy's grey matter.