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Offline MoonhareTopic starter

Oneliners...
« on: February 26, 2009, 09:30:33 PM »
Here's to the great one liners of our own minds. Feel free to leave a parting note in the form of a beautifully crafted one liner.

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Re: Oneliners...
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 09:42:06 PM »
I didn't come up with this one but it does deserve it.

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Offline MoonhareTopic starter

Re: Oneliners...
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 09:53:32 PM »
Cute one there though I like to think mine up on the fly...usually funnier, wittier, and downright thought provoking that way...

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