To the tune of Ghastly (and who hear doesn't read his comic?)
1 - That's right, just 1. Somehow, I doubt there's a search engine that redirects 1 here, instead of being anonymized, but still.
"Today's number is 1! Let's look it up on the Internet mommy!"
lolicon illegal - Go away. Both of you.
adult roleplaying - Welcome! ^_^
lolicon torture - For you, may you die a virgin, of cancer.
non consentual stories - If I didn't break up the sections, and Elliquiy was all you knew, you might wonder if there was any other kind.
adult roleplaying - Welcome again!
mature adult chatrooms - Adults, yes, but I have serious doubts about some of my membership's maturity.
mature couple gallery - I'm not sure if you would call any of the pairings in our gallery "couples"
1 - 1 was the number of the day on Sesame Street, again, I see.
lolicon forums - No.
lolicon image gallery - Can I say 'fuck off and die' here?
18th century naval tactics - "I wonder what naval combat was like before ironcla-OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NOOOOOOOOO!"
lolicon - No!
anime vandren - Somehow, I doubt they found what they were looking for.
d - "Sesame Street says today's letter is d. Let's go check it out Billy!"
lirliel - Someone has a fan club? ^_^
lolicon community image gallery - I think you should hook up with the next guy here ^_^
necrophillia - Since I imagine it's better when they're fresh.
vacple4chat - Someone wanted to find out where they've been, I see
vandren hentai - Again...
adult roleplaying forums - Welcome!
lolicon - Away with you all!
welcome to elliquiy! - ...that's my line ;_;
1 - If only this were actually true, I could start up a hate mail section ^_^
akiko organa - Leia had a Japanese kid and left her in modern Japan to join here?
celeco vision - "Ahh, memories, I liked my Coleco. I wonder if there's an emulator out tOH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NO!"
demons ashgard - Looking for a date?
hentai rpg's - Why yes, Exalted and Dungeons and Dragons are great hentai RPGs!
jim henson's labryinth dvd - "Remember Labyrinth, honey? Let's see if we can find a place that sellOH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NOOOOO!"
lolicon pictures - Pedo, meet necrophilliac
necrophillia - Again
roleplaying forums - Welcome, if we don't scare you off first ~_^
shall call it back to cancel half a line omar - You see some weird things in search engine logs O_o
vacple4chat - Three times. I wonder if they've an aversion to bookmarking
bart like this when i good idea boss - Nothing good can come of such a search phrase
bizarre usernames - We have a few ^_^
bob and tom bulbous bouffant - "Time to check out on some good comedy. Ooooer?"
bobtheblob - The only blobs here want women ^_^