Good Omens: Ineffable Wooing Morons (OC Needed)(No Smut and Polyromantic Plots)

[Jag]

The Stars...They Have Me...

The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch...Written in 1655 and the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies. At least it was until the book ended. Agnes Nutter wrote more, but her descendant chose to burn it. Of course, if Anathema had chosen to read any of the prophecies, she would have found them very different from the ones that came before. They weren't hundreds of years worth of history that hadn't happened yet, but more like detailed snippets of the months following what should have been the end of the world. More like directions to finding the real book of prophecies that was still being written. Or rather a map this time. A map of the future.

No matter where the duo travel, Aziraphale cannot resist going into an antique shop or a bookstore. Since the beginning of time, he never missed an opportunity to step into those types of shops. In the past, Crowley never really had to be subjected to the amount of time it could take the Angel to explore these shops. He could always get away from it due to the fact that they had to keep their contact to a minimum. Since things have now changed, he has no acceptable excuse to disappear.

What neither of them expected was to not be able to leave the shop they had stepped into this time. It was an old place and reminded the Demon a lot of Aziraphale's bookshop. Big, cluttered, and stuffed to the brim with odds and ends. There was the smell of old books, leather, and a little bit of smoke. It seemed dangerous to have so many old things around and have the place lit by candle lamps, but that wasn't their problem. They didn't see a shop clerk anywhere during their whole time, even when the Angel had called out for one. In the end, they agreed that leaving an agreeable amount of money on the counter for his purchases was acceptable.

Except they couldn't leave after leaving their payment. The door was oddly stuck shut. Neither could pull it open and, for half a moment, they thought they might have been stripped of their powers except for the fact that they could still miracle things to them. They just couldn't open the door. Nor a window. They spent hours moving around the shop looking for various exits, but there didn't appear to be many. After several days stuck in the shop, they discovered a bookshelf that could be easily moved and a door behind it. This door wasn't stuck, but it didn't lead outside. It lead up to the second floor. The second floor consisted of a maze of rooms. Far too many for the size of the building from the outside. They found bones in a few of them and many others were just stuffed with clothing, books, and trinkets from many different eras.

One room held a single individual. Dressed in green and grey and with the violet eyes associated with the Archangels. The individual was sitting at a table and working furiously on a map. Drawing lines and making dots. Switching between ink and paint to fill it out. The room was filled with maps and the walls were covered in painted constellations.

The two recognized their own kind on sight. After all, they all came from the same stock. At one point in time, they had all been angels. It was Raphael.

Notes:

• The OC would be a version of the archangel Raphael, who is not seen in the series unlike most of the other well-known angels.
• Being an angel, Raphael can appear as any gender the player wants them to appear as. I am not picky on this. Make Raphael your own.
• The idea is that Raphael has been trapped in this building for at least 2000-3000 years. Put there by the other Angels. Raphael disagreed with the planned apocalypse, but rather than sending Raphael down below with the other traitors, they did not want to give the legions of hell an archangel. That's just too much power. Instead, they strip Raphael of their memories and stick them in this hellish building. It traps any who enters.
• Personality of Raphael is up to the player, however I do like the idea that they are a constellation maker. That the maps they have been drawing for these thousands of years will actually lead to where God.
• Main plot would be to free Raphael, get their memories back, and find God. Basically, Gabriel has been running the show for some time and doesn't want the other angels or hell to know that God has been a no-show lately. Truth is, God had no plans to allow the apocalypse to actually happen. After all, the Great Plan and the Ineffable Plan were two different things. Raphael was the only one who knew the unknowable. Raphael knew the Ineffable Plan.
• I would be playing both Crowley and Aziraphale.
• The smutty parts of the game would not be sudden or often. It would be more romantic. Game would likely fall into the Light: Human/Exotic section or Bon: Human/Exotic section (any bondage situations would be on the lighter side of things and nothing too rough).
• Also open to this being a No Smut story. Romantic/Romance is a must, but Smut is 100% negotiable.
• I am a super slow poster. Please be aware of that.

Faerie Magick

Standing on the wall of the Garden of Eden, watching Adam and Eve make their way out into a dangerous world, Aziraphale gave his excuses for giving his flaming sword to the two humans, "She's expecting...". Indeed, Eve was with the firstborn child of the world. Several years, and several children, later; Even was washing all of her children by a river when God spoke to her. In her awe and fear, she hid those children she had not already washed. God asked if all her children were with her and Even replied that they were. God declared that those she had hidden would be hidden from man until such time that good and evil could love each other. These invisible children became the Fae.

These children grew and began exploring the secret world God had created for them. Over time, they became lost to memory and became nothing more than stories. As they grew, they began shaping their secret world. Finding ways to not only survive in it, but make it their own. Occasionally, some hapless human managed to find a weak spot in the vale and stumble upon them. Over time, these hapless humans would help to expand their secret race. Surviving their secret world became much easier once a natural witch managed to stumble upon them. The injection of magic into their bloodlines allowed them to become the pixies, brownies, elves, goblins, and such of story.

Several thousand years later, Aziraphale and Crowley thought they were simply putting a stop to the apocalypse to allow them to save the Earth, humanity, and their own way of life. Instead, they were really starting a new set of events that Heaven, Hell, and the Earth are unprepared for. Free to not only be friends in the open now, the pair are also now free to love each other. Crowley was the first to admit his feelings and his desire to explore a more intimate relationship. Aziraphale was more than enthusiastic about it as well, admitting his own feelings for the demon.

Their admission of love did more than start a new phase of their 6000 year relationship, it cracked a hole in an invisible wall and something got through.

Notes:

• The OC would be a Faerie of some sort. I very much prefer the more Froud style of faeries: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3 (Slightly NSFW), Example 4. More exaggerated in features and such. Less the pretty woman/man with butterfly wings.
• Faerie can be any gender. Sexually/Romantically, they should prefer or at least be interested in masculine beings.
• The Faerie can be any sort of "Wee Folk" being you would like. A faerie, pixie, brownie, troll, fey witch, etc...
• The Faerie would become the third in Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship, making them a poly romantic couple. It would involve a lot of awkward wooing on the part of the demon and the angel as things progress. Even more so since the pair have basically only had each other for 6000 years and now there is this new, strange being who can be a part of their world.
• I would be playing both Crowley and Aziraphale.
• The smutty parts of the game would not be sudden or often. It would be more romantic. Game would likely fall into the Light: Human/Exotic section or Bon: Human/Exotic section (any bondage situations would be on the lighter side of things and nothing too rough).
• Also open to this being a No Smut story. Romantic/Romance is a must, but Smut is 100% negotiable.
• I am a super slow poster. Please be aware of that.
• Where my Nephilim is more canon based and more strict on magical beings and such, this idea is a little looser. The Fae is well aware of who and what they are. They are mischievous and chaotic, which is problematic for our Ineffable Husbands who are trying to lay a little low after the whole apocalypse situation.

One Wing Angel

Thirty-five years and nine months ago, an angel came to Earth to inspect Aziraphale's work. Instead, they made a terrible mistake. One that would have landed them being stripped of their wings and sentenced to oblivion. In a panic, they sought to hide their mistake, but only succeeded in covering it up before fleeing back to heaven.

While holidaying in the resort town of Salcombe, a certain angel and demon run into this mistake. Quite literally. Crowley has an issue with running down mortals in his car. Only this time, it's not the mortal who takes the damage. It nearly totals his beloved Bentley. Despite the damages to their bodies and the car being fixable with their own celestial powers; it's quite a bit to process that hitting one person could do such a thing. Worse yet, when Aziraphale insists on ensuring the poor human is alright, despite his friend's many attempts to just drive away, they realize the human has no injuries. All there is, is the scorched outline of an angel wing under their body. Sticking out just the way Aziraphale's does.

Notes:

• The OC would be a Nephilim. The offspring of a "Son of God" and a "Daughter of Man". Half human/half angel. The angel who fathered the Nephilim would be up to the person playing them. I was thinking Gabriel though. In the show, he's rather strict and insistent about not defiling his body. I can see him as the type that is overly strict with the rules, because deep down he has secrets about times he broke them.
• Nephilim can be any gender. Sexually/Romantically, they should prefer or at least be interested in masculine beings.
• The angel who fathered the Nephilim would have essentially restricted the Nephilim's celestial half while it was still in the womb. They are a naturally lucky being who has managed to stay out of harm's way their whole life. Until Crowley and his reckless driving. The hit caused their angel half to awaken and protect them.
• The Nephilim would be the third in Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship, making them a poly romantic couple. It would involve a lot of awkward wooing on the part of the demon and the angel as things progress. Especially since the Nephilim would be new to their gifts and learning a lot from the two of them as well.
• I would be playing both Crowley and Aziraphale.
• The smutty parts of the game would not be sudden or often. It would be more romantic. Game would likely fall into the Light: Human/Exotic section or Bon: Human/Exotic section (any bondage situations would be on the lighter side of things and nothing too rough).
• Also open to this being a No Smut story. It can have intimate moments, it can just be romantic, or it can just be adventurous with no smut or romance.
• I am a super slow poster. Please be aware of that.
• The difference between this and my Fae plot is that the Fae is an old being like they are. Well aware of their abilities and what they are. In this one, the Nephilim is learning and exploring who they are with the help of the Ineffable Husbands.

PM me if you're interested or want to discuss.
-Jag

[Jag]

Added a new plot idea, "Faerie Magick". A bit more folklore and magic based.

[Jag]

*blows the dust off*

Bump. ^^

[Jag]

Added new plot: The Stars...They Have Me...