Frustrating Parents: The Game [1st Post for info]

[Mingnon]

Not sure how well this will be received and may even fly over people's heads, but I will try to explain the best I can.

Basically you write an example of a video game mechanic or response as if a parent was responding to the player.

Here's an example.

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You are in the KITCHEN. You see a plate of COOKIES on a nearby table. There is also a DOOR leading outside and a FRIDGE.
>Take COOKIES
Not until you've eaten your vegetables!

>Go to FRIDGE
It's not dinner yet!

>Open DOOR
You cannot go outside!

>Why
Because I say so that's why!

[Mirrah]

You turn in your quest to capture a bird of many colors to the old woman at the well, for which you receive an upgraded weapon and a plain ring of +2 luck. As you scan the town square, you notice that a lady standing at the door of her house has a yellow quest marker now. In her hands is a basket, which she hands to you as you approach her. It's heavy with veggies and a few other food items.

Woman: You can't continue until you've eaten all your vegetables!

[TheHighwayHitman]

Headshot!
Not with an empty gun!

Loads the gun
You have no ammo!

[Strega]

You are so beaten up and you need to replenish energy.
You see a piece of cheese.
You grab it.

You are about to eat----
>WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST!