Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch one evening.
One girl had just arrived back from New York and she was telling
her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen in the big city.
In a heavy southern drawl, she says, "You know, they have women up
there who have sex with other women."
In a whispered voice, her friend replies, "Oh, my! What do they call
"They call them lesbians. "And there's men who have sex with other
men," says the woman. "They call them homosexuals."
Then, she pauses, lowers her voice even more and says, "And, they have
these men up there that will put their face in a woman's privates and
kiss all around...
"Do tell!"gasps her friend, "What do they call them?"
"Heck if I know, I just patted him on the head and called him Precious."