MfA playing F WB's Church of Excess (PM and Thread version)

[Writersblockade]

Hi there! I'm Writersblockade! *poses* and I’m mostly a responder, but I find myself in a mood at times, where certain cravings hit especially hard. I will stock them here in hopes that there is someone like me with a similar itch to scratch. I’ve been at this for too long to care what you are behind the keyboard. If I believe your character, I believe you! If I don’t, I’ll politely bow out. I have a whole life on my side of the world, and I love writing with you all, but sometimes it’s tough to get my brain in gear. Bear with me, I try to make it worth the wait. I am PM, Thread, and Discord friendly. We all have our comfort zones for posts, and I do try to be flexible, but I need some post length to keep me interested. We’re not writing the next Bestseller or anything, but in order to play off of each other, we need to feed the machine!

Here is my O/Os list. As Egg Shen once said "We take what we want and leave the rest. Just like your salad bar!" Most of it is negotiable…I look at them more as guidelines than concrete rules, except for the toilet stuff. I can’t wrap my mind around it, so I can’t write for it. Very sorry.

That said, if anything you see tickles your muse, throw me a pm. The reference pics are more preference than definitive. If you have a reference that fits, I'll ship! Thank you all for doing what you do!

Let’s take it by section, shall we? If you see an area with scaffolding, please disregard…for now.

Cowgirls, sweet sweet Cowgirls

I keep a collection. Yeah, I'm terrible

What I have is a sorta sappy need to take care of a wonderfully endowed cow girl of the more anthro variety, or hucow hybrid type (think more human, but with cow ears and tail).
Now, the how and setting is entirely up in the air. We can go with a traditional farm setting, a modern city setting…heck, we can go full on fantasy and think of something there. The only constant in this multiverse at our disposal is the need to care for and lust after your cow girl character. I'm very flexible in terms of elements involved, but I would be remiss in my service to the voices in my head if some level of milking wasn't involved!

For the record, I'm not expecting this to turn into some whole smut fest lol, but smut will happen eventually. When/how/why will depend entirely on the story, and as an organic player, I take what the story offers!

Themes and things to potentially rally behind:

Ecchi fun
Small farm vs. Mega Milk
Breast Expansion (either through external means like magic or secret formula, or internally like an evolution)
"Small Dom, Big sub" (depending on need)
Size difference overall is love!
Slice of life, with time skips if needed
Spectrum of experiences from both sides.
Experienced farm hand with newer cow
Inexperienced farm hand with older cow

Small note: If any type of physical damage is made, there must be after care, unless it's some plot device that doesn't involve the main character.

I’m happy to adjust things to keep both parties interested, and Futa friendly! Small note there, I’m not huge on cum cuisine, but if you are, I can play towards your character having some.

BONUS PLOT SEED - Inspired by this webcomic I saw once. She was his favorite employee at his local bakery. One of their best, who he always brought his milk and baked goods from. If it wasn't made by her, he wasn't interested, she was just that good to him! So what happens when a source of such immense pleasure moves into his same building?
 

Muscle Girls? Please and Thank You!

Symptoms of Muscle Girl thirst include Muscle worship, need for size difference, visions of big sub/small dom or switch relationships, and the need to hold a woman who's so powerful, yet wants to lean on someone for once…and maybe feel pretty.

Here’s some plots that can be simple one shots or extend with enough additional elements. I like recipes that can easily be adjusted for the size of the event!

The Blind Date
He didn't know her, really. Well, that wasn't true was it? He'd talked with her about hobbies and knew she liked health and fitness, and she even gave him good tips that he used to this day!

He'd finally worked up the nerve to meet her, after all they were matches right? And they got along so well, the least they could have was a pleasant evening with each other. They could meet in the mall, that way she wouldn't feel like he was some threat or something.

Spotter
Completely by chance, his normal time to go to the gym was held off due to a project meeting that he had to go to work early for, and even though it's late, he figured a good workout would at least help him rest. Once he changed in the locker room, he came out to the sound of exertion and smooth breathing. Whoever it was wasn't being overly dramatic...it was just more quiet than he was used to.

He was busy working on his own rotation of exercises when she came up to him, "Hey...mind spotting me?" The man was perplexed. She was...she was something. She looked like how a super heroine looked if she were some strength-enhanced blockbuster. "M-Me?" He looked around and could see no one else. The woman chuckled and nodded "Yeah...it's not the best thing to lift without a spotter. I can...but I'm not supposed to, so since you're here...you know? Spot me?"

How could he say no?

GRO-tein Shakes
"Help me bulk up!" Her eyes pleaded. He looked down at her and chuckled. "Listen, You're already pretty strong, but bulking up on your frame is going to cause you more problems than anything." It was good advice...she knew it was, but that didn't stop her from buying the GRO-tein shake system to do what she wanted! And now somehow, a thing that wasn't supposed to work at all, was working all too well for her!

It was supposed to be snake oil, but the pure power of her wanting it to work has done exactly that!

Gal Gawdamn!
They wanted her to continue being Wonder Woman for the rebooted DCEU, but there were questions concerning her dedication to the role. Fans didn't believe she'd worked on bulking up enough, and she wanted nothing more than to bring to life a character that should be about female empowerment. How better to show that than to be not only her normally dignified self, but pack on the muscle to make herself one Amazing Amazon!

I don't know, this might be short term, but it sounded hella fun in my mind!

The Escort
"Please ensure that my daughter gets to the castle safely." The Elvish king requested. The knight responded in customary Elvish his vow to protect her even at the cost of his life. The gods knew his pronunciation could use some work, but the king was actually touched that he would go so far as to attempt it. Many had not. She was ushered into a covered wagon, not to be seen by mere transporters. As was tradition between the peoples, she was to be married to secure the union of the two kingdoms.

The attack on their convoy looked to put his vow to the test, and as the escort fell one by one, until it was left to him. A sudden flurry of movement ended the attack, and the princess was revealed in all her glory. And he was supposed to protect her?!

Or pitch me an idea! I love kicking stuff around.

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Purged and bumped!

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Juuuuuust a bump