Ollum's Oneshot ideas

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The title of this thread says it all. This si going to be where I post my most fickle, short term ideas that come and go through my brain at random.

I can't say with certainty what might appear in this thread. Oneshots are often opportunities to try new things and step out of the comfort zone/rut.


I would say most of these would fall into the Fantasy category, by virtue of me having a perpetual hard-on for everything fantasy.

And as I say in all of my threads: "Needless to say almost all of the pictures in these are NFSW so.....ya, Assuming anyone actually read this part you were officially warned."

If you see something you like than hit me up with a PM.

The current theme for now seems to be general and simple themes of submission and playful fun.


Name: Maid for sex

Content:
Light/Bondage/Human/

Scenario:
This is an idea i have tried once before in the past but unfortunately my partner had to back out before it got anywhere.

The premise is painfully simple. a standard maid x master rp but there are two ways ive played the idea out in the past and both were fun.

the basic idea was you have a young prince, say 17-19 or early twenties. Young enough that he has a pent up aggression and energy that his father easily recognizes from his own youth. Boys will always be boys after all, and they have certain urges that become quite powerful at that young age. Rather than live through some scandal with some unfortunate serving maid or young noble's daughter, the king hires for his son a young maid whose sole duty and purpose is to be the private maid to the prince as well 'to relieve his wants and stresses'

Not the deepest and most thoughtful story I grant you. But Fun for a quick or medium length run none-the less.

The second version of the idea is even more basic. based in a country/kingdom where servants are more naturally expected to attend to each of their master/mistress's desires. This even creates a new type of servant. one hyperspecialized to service their master day and night. From blowjobs to bondage, and roleplay to pillowtalk. everything and anything to make them better lovers, and consequently more sought after. with more lucrative contracts offered to those girls willing to engage in a wider variety of play.

Of course, anything and everything is open to discuss. I'm willing to hear out twists and turns people may have in mind.

Setting:
fantasy, victorian, steampunk

Requirements:

Someone willing to play a playful, possibly mischievous, and submissive female character.

Other info: Your character for this does not necessarily need to be innocent or a virgin. in fact the idea is that the maid in question is one eagre, willing and very imaginative. quite probably the one in the relationship who is much (very very much) more experienced about all such matters.

some ideas i would love to play against. im open to any kind of lady though. human, elf, demon, monster girl, neko. just pitch me your character idea.

NSFW by the way, all of them

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3802254

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4156409 -  one is probably my favourite, love the look on her face.

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3884721

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4131620


Notes: I did actually start this rp with someone, I'll post a link to it to give people an idea of how it kicked off. As short as it was it was a lot of fun before my partner had to back out.

https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=280339.0


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Name: An unwilling master

Content:
Light/Bondage/Human/exotic

Scenario:

I admit that I don't have much of an outline yet. just a craving and a general idea of what I'm looking for. I'm hoping someone is willing to help me work something out.

The gist of it all is, I am looking for someone to play a bimbo like character. she can either be a slave or just a natural follower type of personality. she could even consider herself an intrepid adventurer. Either way she behaves much like a servant towards whoever she views as her leader. as to why she might view a particular person as a leader, i have some ideas on that and would love to hammer something out.

she could be a slave who simply cant imagine herself living without a master to care for. so she latches onto MC despite any protests or insistence that she is free to leave him alone.

or she just enjoys taking orders and tends to attach herself to those who seem apt to give them. After all anyone smart enough to come up with so many plans probably knows what they are talking about. So in her minds its a good idea to listen.

Setting:

High fantasy, adventure

Requirements:

Someone willing to play a (very) ditzy, clingy and overall well meaning girl who is eagre to please. Perhaps too eagre? She no doubt likes to be feel like she is helpful. She always tries very hard but well.... she sometimes lands herself into trouble, once things get too complicated she has trouble keeping track and following along and complex decision making can cripple the poor girl with indecision, as she simply lacks the assertiveness and maybe the confidence to make decisions.

Other info:

a few character inspirations

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4014131

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3458586

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3528934

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Name: (Honestly I don't have a title yet)

Inspirational pictures SFW (image display isn't working, so just follow the link)

https://ronindude.deviantart.com/art/Fixer-Girl-Rex-Dirty-738414001

https://ronindude.deviantart.com/art/Fixer-Girl-Rex-713839452

Content: Exotic, Fantasy, non-human, light,

Scenario:
I really want to play against this girl in a steampunk setting. exactly wgo her partner is, is up for discussion and i have a few rough ideas.

Maybe she is visited by a privateer captain brining his ship in for repairs. Or is one of his engineers and the excuse as to why he visits the lower decks of his ship so frequently.

Or she is having an affair with a young lord, or city guard captain who also happens to know that she deals in alot of under the table dealings/has a great many friends in that crowd but doesnt really care. He keeps making a show of arresting her or visiting her shop to search her for 'contraband'


Setting: Light steampunk/ dieselpunk atmosphere. Original location and characters.

Requirements: Someone comfortable playing the Elf girl depicted in the pictures. Also someone who enjoys the idea of a light steampunk atmosphere.

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Name:  Royal Affairs

Inspirational pictures SFW (image display isn't working, so just follow the link)

https://flowerxl.deviantart.com/art/Tharja-739947503

Content: Exotic, human, light/medium

Scenario:

It was safe to admit that Queen Elyse Anne Liadi, of the kingdom of Null, felt her heart flutter with extreme anticipation. She stood by her plush bed, her blue eyes gazing out unto the cold windowpane, watching as the night slowly progressed onward without a care. Yet with that brought a sly smile to the Queen's full, pink lips. In just a matter of moments, the night would surely witness a dance of bliss and passion that involved a certain knight of her realm.

Inside of her extravagant chambers, the Queen's personal handmaidens were shuffling about, making sure that preparations for the queen's guest deemed perfect. Nothing was to be left out of place, or so feel the wrath of the queen. She had instructed that dinner was neither too hot nor too cold; that her bedsheets were aligned perfectly; that she looked her best for when this knight would arrive. So far, the handmaidens had gone through extra steps to make sure their work would be appreciated. They yearned for nothing more than their queen's approval, which was difficult during these tiresome times.

After the untimely death of the King, Elyse's arranged husband, their queen who was once full of life and sweet had turned sour, bitter, and toxic. It wasn't all the time, but it seemed that Elyse had more bad days than good.

Elyse moved from the window, only to turn and meet the scurrying of three handmaidens, finishing the last touches of the dinner and decor. A dark-wood table, fit for two, lay in the center of the room, along with elegant chairs with comfortable cushions in the seat. Upon that table, a fresh coarse of meat, vegetables, and wine sat perfectly where they should be, with only candlelight to light the room, giving an ambiance of upcoming events. That thought alone caused her heart to flutter more, but she was quick to calm herself. There was no need for early excitement. Well, not yet.

The Queen snapped her fingers harshly, alerting the handmaidens to pause. It was a summoning, and all three dashed over to the Queen, fidgeting with her specially crafted nightgown that gave little to the imagination. Her curved figure was quite prominent underneath, but gave a sense of subtlety that Elyse was certain that even a knight such as Sir Nikolas Vosk wouldn't miss. Hands ran through rich, flowing, and long dark hair, leaving no strand out of place. The Queen needed to appear pristine and polished. She was a woman of value and would be treated as such.

Once Elyse had become satisfied, she snapped again, to repel the handmaidens from her personal space. The three of them gave a bow and not long after, a rippling knock came to the doors of her chambers. Elyse snapped her head to the direction of the sound and gestured for one of the three to answer the door. A young brunette, a personal pick of the Queen, was quick to bow once more and retrieve the knight. Her small hand latched around the handle, pulling one door open. No doubt, there stood Nikolas Vosk, the man of whom her queen had summoned. Elyse had been quite correct about the handsome features upon Nikolas, for her dark eyes roamed his features for a bit until she pulled herself from staring. Creator forbid should Elyse discover her lingering gaze upon the man she had chosen for the night.

Especially since all three knew of their queen's plan for the evening.

She almost shuttered at the thought, but performing her duty, she extended a hand to invite the knight inside.

Elyse placed herself one of the seats, ushering for the remaining two handmaidens to begin serving the dinner and pouring the wine into the two glasses upon the table. They were quick to make haste; all they wanted was to leave. Once they had finished, Elyse snapped again. "Out," she demanded, along with a flick of her wrist. Her blue eyes flicked up to the man. A sweet smile appeared. "Welcome, Sir Nikolas," she greeted. "Please, have a seat."


Setting: Fantasy, medieval, sword and sorcery

Requirements: Someone comfortable playing queen as depicted in the photo. Preferably play her as somewhat predatory to begin with. She knows she is beautiful, she knows that she wants the knight to take her and she knows she can command him if she has to, but she would much rather have the satisfaction of successfully seducing him.

Basically the queen is horny, and has been for a long time. Unable to openly sate her desires because it would damage her own image and that of the crown. She is also equally unable to trust many potential lovers, too many could sell the information or use it to blackmail her. In the end she decides the only one she can trust is one of her own dedicated and courageous knights (of course that isn't the only reason she picked a strapping and firm man to her bed. She wants to be treated like a woman and not a queen for an evening. To give herself to someone capable of taking charge and letting the worries of court simply melt away into the background. She believes that Sir Nikolas is that man, she just has to coax the desire out of him. Hence the dinner and fliration beforehand.
Hi i'm a polymorphic alien who has taken the form of this signiature to have sex with your pupils, and by the smile on your face I can tell your enjoying it.

Ollumhammersong

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The Cloak and Stagger



“The Cloak and Stagger’ is a very well known tavern with a very well established reputation. Owned and operating alongside the local adventurer’s guild it has served as a second home to countless adventurers both famous and obscure throughout its storied history. Mostly it serves as a place for the younger and less experienced guild members to gather, relieve stress and part with some of their hard earned coin. As well as providing inexpensive accommodations (40% guild member discount!!)

Warriors play each other in games of strength, wizards face of in minor displays of magic to both amaze and compete against each other. Bards sing and dance to entertain the masses and rogues try to outplay each other in games of chance, each using their own preferred methods of cheating.

All in all it is an inviting place, full of former and soon-to-be comrades, activity and an ever flowing stream of amber ale. Who knows you may meet when you spend an evening? All manner of races, and peoples are found inside for all are equal in the eyes of the guild regardless of noble birth or commoner status. Few judgements are made either, for all are bound by the same wander lust and glory seeking that defines the life of the adventurer. As long as you keep your nose clean, don't cause trouble and uphold the guild's reputation.

This idea is less of a drawn out idea and more a collection of brief one-shots. Maybe the odd short term (mis)adventure to delve into a dungeon or clear out some goblins or an ogre. There is a large collection of characters and pairings to choose from and most are going to end largely as you might expect. I will also add more as the ideas come or I see a great piece of art that sparks something.

Some are just pairings I think would be fun to throw together, others would play out a more specific scenario/scene. I would prefer to use the character images shown as they were the main source of inspiration for this idea in general or those pairings in particular.

Pairing ideas

‘Ardency’ Tiefling Glamour Bard x ‘Victoria’ Aasimar Cleric of Torm

This is one of the more specific scenes I had in mind. One character is a tiefling bard who is taking the opportunity to practice her trade and put on a show for her fellow adventurers, dancing to a rythem provided by a pair of her fellow bards. Her performance is certainly gaining her much attention and praise. With more than a few compliments both polite and lewd tossed her way.

One of the crowd, clearly more enraptured than most sits at the front of the assembled crowd, watching each of the tiefling woman’s movements with great interest and a growing blush in her cheeks. She is a golden haired woman, almost angelicly beautiful, clearly a cleric based on her armour and holy crest.

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Tavern waitress x anyone

Self explanatory, the serving staff in the tavern are famously friendly towards the guild patrons. And it is no secret that a generous tip and warm smile might see you getting some premium service. Some of the staff seem to focus entirely on that aspect of service and it isn’t uncommon to see a kneeled form beneath a table or a waitress seated in a lap with her arm around a customer.

Really this is a more general, quick idea. No need (or desire) to spend a lot of time working into scene, both the customer and the server know what is about to happen. This pairing is pretty open and a lot of matches can be made here. I'll link a few inspirational pictures in case anyone sees someone they want to play as or against. And really most pairings are open here, mxf, fxf, fxfuta, femboy x male

anyone x Prostitute


In addition to the famously loose and friendly staff, the tavern is also home to a few dedicated ladies of the night. Who are more expensive than the serving girls but will also give a far more memorable experience. And they are often open to discussing any and every desire their clients might wish to explore or enact. Whether infront of a crowd or in the privacy of a room these woman have proved time and again that there is no shame to be had in the art of pleasure. Some woman in particular are practically famous for both their expertise from blowjobs to massages to domination. Few things are off the table, for the right price anyhow.

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Evulchibi/601738/Creamy

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Evulchibi/674420/Elven-bed

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Evulchibi/603573/Nightly-stroll

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Evulchibi/592775/Mystra-tavern-night

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Evulchibi/572925/Shy

Female half-elf Monk x Male barbarian

An individual focused on the ideals of self control and inner peace and a warrior whose passions fuel his exertions and who indulges himself whenever and however he wills.
So what happens when a young monk catches the eye of such a warrior? Well hilarity and a bit of chaos may ensue, but it will all be for fun in the end.
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sorceress x fighter

A pretty classic fantasy pairing. Meeting for the first time? Just coming back from an adventure together and blowing off some steam? A few options, all of them good and simple.

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Evulchibi/598182/Evening-Study

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/AleBorgo/597513/Sorceress

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3631166

Warlock x Paladin/cleric

I just like the idea of someone to gave themselves over to the divine bunking up with someone who may or may not have sold their soul to an infernal source in exchange for power. Will one pretend to try and redeem the other? or does the warlock enjoy the idea that she is so sexy she can even seduce a goody-two-shoes paladin into her bed.


size play

I would love a good size play story if anyone is interested. Something between a goblin/Halfling/gnome woman and a human/half-elf/half-orc male. Something where the differences between the characters are as wild as could be. Like a short Halfling sorceress and a burly human barbarian, or a goblin rogue and the orc paladin whose purse she just got caught trying to steal. Some pictures below (All NSFW)

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/InCase/397634/Patreon-Morning-Goblin-2 

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/InCase/280252/Daily-84-...-Yep-shortstacks-again

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/BBC-Chan/576990/The-Goblin-and-Orc

https://www.deviantart.com/momo-deary/art/co-Gnome-511831314


The Dark Mistress


I would love to play against this Dark elf girl, She could be a rogue or an evil cleric/paladin or an ex-pirate. Either way she is probably a little on the bad side, it just makes it more fun if she meets a goody cleric or a righteous paladin. Or maybe she meets a similar roguish character like herself. A lot of options, open to Mxf or FxF, Personally I would prefer a MxF if only to play on the typical haughty drow matriarchal attitude.

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/BBC-Chan/564589/Pirotess---Sketch -NSFW

Tiefling x paladin


Here is another tiefling pairing. This one I am looking for someone to play the tiefling portrayed in the picture below (NSFW) Preferably as a lithe femboy devil. This demonic femboy would either be working in the tavern as a server or be a sorcerer/bard adventurer looking for a big strong male to serve as travelling companion (or just a fun night) Precisely who this character is.... i'm not sure yet. I'm open to ideas. I was thinking something like a paladin would be funny because I enjoy the thought of holy servants paired with tieflings.

I'm open to playing the teifling or the other adventurer in this.

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/InCase/179391/Demon-person-facial


Thief x city guard

As is often the case with rogues, they sometimes have difficulty keeping their fingers to themselves even within city bounderies. Once and thief, always a thief as they sometimes say. So it isn't unheard of for the city watch to pay the occasional visit to the tavern or have a word with the guild masters with regard to certain members of the guild. Usually there is just a fine, a slap on the wrist and the thief goes back on their way after returning the goods in question or having their value docked from their next contract.

With this particular thief the local watch-sergeant has had to arrest them so many times that it has become a giant pain in the ass. This time when he makes the arrest he insists on taking the offender back to the guardhouse to spend some time in a proper prison cell. Of course once the thief grows bored of a life of incarceration, there are of course ways he might be able to shave a few days off their sentence.

For those interested in a MxF version of this story I have the following inspirational image of a lovely little thief doing some on the spot 'community service' after being caught. Maybe it's just a coincidence that she always seems to be caught in the same alley by the same watch-sergeant every week?

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Evulchibi/583296/Rylisa-back-alley-adventure

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Evulchibi/548005/Lisenne-Solren-Vinds -she also looks like she gets into trouble on a regular basis.

Hi i'm a polymorphic alien who has taken the form of this signiature to have sex with your pupils, and by the smile on your face I can tell your enjoying it.

Ollumhammersong

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Name: A routine Job

Content: Light, human, MxF (preferably), or FxF

Scenario: A simple story of a local apothecary/alchemist hiring a man from the local fighters guild to escort her on a routine trip outside the city. Whether to fufill a specific order from client or simply looking to stock up while certain herbs and mushrooms are still in season the fact remains that the Apothecary herself is no warrior. Any anytime one leaves the safety of the city walls there is always the risk of danger, especially for a pretty young lady like herself.

Bandits, goblins, wolves and the like are a real concern. So the apothecary always makes sure she brings along a strapping young warrior whenever she needs to forage for ingredients or travel to outlying villages and farmsteads for work. This is how our characters meet, Employer and her hired help going off into the woods

Setting: Generic High Fantasy

Requirements: Looking for someone to play the apothecary opposite my fighter.

Other info: I'm open for some fun shenanigans. I personally like the idea that the apothecary likely hired her bodyguard with the express intent to seduce them at some point. Maybe the ingredients she's collecting are for a new potion she's been dying to try and make. A particularly potent love potion recipe she found from a tome she recently purchased, and she has no idea how effective it's going to be or even if the recipe is legit. And she can't rightly sell if it she doesn't know what it does, that's just unethical. With a little flirting it shouldn't be too hard to convince her hired muscle to take a sip....

Of course we could also have a bit of fun with them in the woods too. Maybe MC saves her from goblins or wolves, She gratefully tends to his wounds flirting all the while. The expedition could be a single day or a couple days and they are forced to camp together, and wouldn't you know it those lousy goblins cut up one of the tents and bedrolls. Looks like they'll have to share....

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Name: Performance invenctives

Content: Bondage, human. MxF or FxF

Scenario: The last job went off without a hitch and the client couldn't have been happier. In addition to the agreed upon payment they even threw in a 'performance bonus' for getting the task done so quickly and discretely. They didn't mention what the bonus was but it that it was already delivered to your residence. Whatever it is the client sounded confident that you were going to appreciate it. Even going so far as to say 'Take a few days off and fully indulge."

Setting: Modern/cyberpunk

Requirements: Someone to play the 'performance bonus' The lovely young woman waiting to surprise and reward for our hero/heroine for a job well done. What specifically our characters get up to is up for discussion. As for who MC is, most likely a hitman or a Cyberpunk style 'edgerunner' Something highly illegal and risky that puts them in contact with wealthy but cutthroat clientel.

If we do a FxF game i would be more willing to play the 'reward' and have you as the edgerunner/employee but I my preference is still for the other way around.

also, If someone was willing to play this girl specifically that would be wonderful :P

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Other info: Possible plot twist. The beautiful reward is the client herself. This could be her way of celebrating, living life on the edge. Or her way of trying to sign MC into more permanent and exclusive contract. Working solely for her she promises to pay well, offers a high ranking position within her organization, and a rather unique incentive program


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Name: A honeymoon to remember.

Content: Light/bondage, exotic. MxFxF

Scenario: Every now and again the brothel hosts a VIP or similarly big spending patron. Nobles, magistrates, ranking military officers, etc. This time it's a pair of young, highly successful, recently wed adventurers who are looking to spend some of their well earned plunder on a truly memorable honeymoon. Now selecting the right 'companion' for a VIP guest is critical, This isn't a common whore house but the finest brothel in the kingdom that thrives on it's reputation for quality experiences. So VIP guests can't be trusted to just any of the staff. Especially a young couple that's willing to spend so much coin on one visit, a couple who could turn into loyal & recurring customers in the future.

No... If you wanted something done right you needed to do it yourself. There were times were a skilled madam needed to personally step in to ensure that a (wealthy) guest is treated properly.

Setting: D&D-stylefantasy

Requirements: I'm actually open to play any of the roles in this. But I would prefer the role of the husband. Either we can have a 2 person game with one of us doubling up or have 3 players each taking a different role. Husband, wife, Brothel owner. As far as content goes, well the simple idea of a couple willing to spend their honeymoon in a brothel probably means they are pretty kinky. The inspirational picture (in the hider below) is basically what i'm looking for and picturing in my head. With the new bride on the submissive side, the brothel owner a switch, skillfully adapting to the tastes and needs of her clients and a more dominant male role with the newly wedded husband.

Other info: NSFW
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Hi i'm a polymorphic alien who has taken the form of this signiature to have sex with your pupils, and by the smile on your face I can tell your enjoying it.

Ollumhammersong

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Just bumping this again. Don't have any new ideas to add to it. But i'm open to hearing things.

Edit: I lied, I do have an idea

Name: Is that an Amulet of Mara?

Content: Light/bondage, human, exotic, FxF, FxFu

Scenario: Basically skyrim smut, not exactly breaking the mould here. The idea would be our lovely lady dovakiin is out on the prowl. She is taking a break from hunting trolls and delving dungeons to enjoy herself a little with a 'side quest' or two. She might be out looking for a stranger to help scratch her itch in one wild evening. Or she might be actively looking for a new lover and spouse, believing that the best method is being forward and aggressive. Or maybe she is finally making her move on that pretty huscarl who has followed her so faithfully.

Setting: The Elder Scrolls, Skyrim

Requirements: Someone to play the roll of the lady Dovakiin, or her lover. And we can work out whatever scenario or race the other lover is. One of the companions, a Bandit leader that is secretly a huge fan, a huscarl, member of the arcane college, etc.

As Well as the nature of the fun and games they get up to

Other info: Here are some inspirational images for the idea. They are all NSFW

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2166099
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2369468
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5542030
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4053786

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Name: The Lusty Argonian Maid

Content: MxF, Light, Exotic

Scenario: So any Elder Scrolls fan with their salt knows about this infamous book that is seemingly spread throughout all of Tamriel. I want to explore the idea of that. The Dragonborn and his argonian maid. Perhaps it's mating season that is driving her maid into a sort of 'rut' or 'heat. Or maybe our hero just happened to hire a particularly lewd and submissive argonian lady. One quite willing to exercise 'nightly duties' as often as is requested by her employer.

Setting: The Eldar Scrolls, Skyrim

Requirements: Someone to play the argonian Maid

Other info: Some inspirational and NSFW image links

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5407565
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3705695
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1540914
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7558210

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Name: Sassy Elf bitch

Content: Light, human(oid) MxF, FxF, Probably light bondage and spanking/impact play

Scenario: Basically as the title says. I found a hilarious picture in one of the threads on this site and I think it could make for a hilarious one-shot. An elf who is naturally abrasive gets picked up by a new adventuring companion. Maybe she just assumes everyone is out to hit on her. After all she is a petite and pretty young elf with striking skin and hair. Or perhaps she just thinks all non elves are little better than knuckle dragging troglodytes. Either way she isn't afraid to voice her dissapproval, leading to many other patrons getting increasingly frustrated by her words.

Setting: D&D esque fantasy city and tavern. Either traditional fantasy or something spelljammer

Requirements: Looking for someone to play the elf. I'm basically imaging that she's in full mega-bitch mode. Maybe that's her default personality or maybe she's just returned from a really shitty adventure. But I'm hoping for someone to help exude that kind of bratty 'Don't talk to me, i'm done with this shit' Kind of apathy.

I'm looking to play her companion. I'm thinking either a party member that the elf is forced to work alongside or simply someone else at the tavern who is tired of her bratty attitude and decides to teach her her proper manners.

obviously comedy and lightheartedness plays a big roll in this pairing.


Other info: Here is the inspirational image in question
Hi i'm a polymorphic alien who has taken the form of this signiature to have sex with your pupils, and by the smile on your face I can tell your enjoying it.