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Author Topic: Sex Eductaion  (Read 637 times)

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Sex Eductaion
« on: November 16, 2005, 06:36:45 PM »
The Local evening class center is holding in first Sex improvement class .
The Lecturer walks in and the room is full will middle aged men , he looks a bit surprised at this but decides to carry on any way .

" Right , first I'd like to get an idea of your basic sex life " he says " so put your hands up if you have sex once a day "

5 men put there hands up

" Right how many of you have sex once a week ?"

A few more put up their hands

"Ok , how many have sex once a fortnight ?"

Some more put there hands up

" Once a month ?"

Again more put their hands up

he carries on like this untill only one man hasnt put his hand up

" Right now who only has sex every six months ?"

No hands go up

" Once a year ?" he askes hopefully

At this the lone man jmps up in the air , waveing his hands , and shouting " THATS ME , ONCE A YEAR , OH YES ,OH YES "

The lecturer is taken back and has to ask  " If you only have sex once a year why are you so excited ?"

The man replies " COZ TONIGHTS THE NIGHT !!!!!!"