The Local evening class center is holding in first Sex improvement class .
The Lecturer walks in and the room is full will middle aged men , he looks a bit surprised at this but decides to carry on any way .
" Right , first I'd like to get an idea of your basic sex life " he says " so put your hands up if you have sex once a day "
5 men put there hands up
" Right how many of you have sex once a week ?"
A few more put up their hands
"Ok , how many have sex once a fortnight ?"
Some more put there hands up
" Once a month ?"
Again more put their hands up
he carries on like this untill only one man hasnt put his hand up
" Right now who only has sex every six months ?"
No hands go up
" Once a year ?" he askes hopefully
At this the lone man jmps up in the air , waveing his hands , and shouting " THATS ME , ONCE A YEAR , OH YES ,OH YES "
The lecturer is taken back and has to ask " If you only have sex once a year why are you so excited ?"
The man replies " COZ TONIGHTS THE NIGHT !!!!!!"