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Author Topic: A Few Tidbits to help you run your home (Men vs Women - stereotypes only)  (Read 527 times)

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Offline DawgTopic starter

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Women:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Men:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!


Women:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Men:
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.


Women:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Men:
Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!


Women:
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Men:
Celery? Never heard of it!


Women:
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Men:
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!


Women:
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Men:
Leftover wine ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? HELLO!!!!!!!

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Women:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Men:
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

What are you doing looking in my pantry? *counts up six boxes*

Offline DefectiveTurret

Wine cubes... mmm. Powdered potato is good too. Hmph.

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More of a dialogue but I think it fits the spirit.

Woman: Honey, you were supposed to help me pick out my new dress for the party.
Man: I'm watching the game dear.

Woman leaves

To her friends: Why do men obsess over the scores of one game they'll never see again?

Man to his friends: Why do women obsess over a dress they'll only wear once?