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Author Topic: Fucking, Austria  (Read 792 times)

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Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Fucking, Austria
« on: December 21, 2008, 08:12:45 PM »
Some towns out there have interesting names.  Santa Claus, Indiana has an interesting name.  Monkeys Eyebrow, Kentucky has an interesting name.  Nowhere Else, Tasmania has an interesting name.  Balls Cross, West Sussex has an interesting name.  And Pennsylvania has Intercourse, Virginville, and Blue Ball; those are rather interesting, aren't they?

But surely nothing tops this:

Yes, maidens and monsters: Fucking, Austria.

Although I had a number of terrible Fucking puns lined up, I'm already skirting the boundary between PG-13 and some other rating; I'll refrain, therefore, from adding them to this post.  I'll say only this: I hope that you all enjoy Fucking!


I will go back again...

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Re: Fucking, Austria
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2008, 08:20:20 PM »
Apparently they have a terrible problem with English tourists coming over and stealing the town signs, or asking for 'fucking postcards' and bursting out laughing.

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Re: Fucking, Austria
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2008, 08:57:56 PM »
The street sign advising motorists to mind the speed limit was particularly funny.

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Re: Fucking, Austria
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2008, 09:07:53 PM »
Wonder if the visitor's center tells people to RTFM ... >.>