Missing: 130,000 False Breasts

[Spookie Monster]

I'm curious: Are we talking about 65,000 pairs of inflatable breasts?  Or would each breast arrive as an individual unit?  I don't know how they lost them in the first place: I make it a policy to hang on to breasts as much as possible.

Storm in a C-cup - 130,000 boobs lost at sea

More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.

If you have any information that may lead to solving this bizarre mystery, please contact your local authorities immediately.  And then tell me what happened when you told the dispatcher that you might know something about 130,000 missing inflatable breasts.

Spel

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