Of all the bears, pandas look the most cute and cuddly, but what part of BEAR
did he not get? I mean, a few years ago I was within ten feet of a black bear on a darkened road armed with only a flashlight, my wits, and a 55-gallon drum of adrenaline, but I can tell you hugging it at no point entered my mind.
This was almost a Darwin Award.
... Seriously? You're a college student... take a class in zoology, idiot.
Nothing so grandiose...an entry level course in Completely Obvious 101 should have sufficed.