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Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Zoo Gorilla 'Doing Well' After Colonoscopy
« on: November 11, 2008, 06:29:16 AM »
Believe it or not, I'm actually pleased that some journalist out there considers this important enough to mention.  I personally prefer that people be given the opportunity to decide for themselves what's newsworthy and what's not; I dislike the "It's news when we say it is!" attitude endorsed by some journalists.  That said... well, if this really does qualify as news, what doesn't qualify as news?  And how can we be expected to remain afloat in such an ocean of information?

Zoo Gorilla 'Doing Well' After Colonoscopy

Gigi, Zoo New England's western lowland gorilla, was reported to be doing well Thursday after she was put under anesthesia so the zoo's veterinary staff could examine her.

The kicker?

"We did not find anything abnormal."

Spel



You better hang on to yourself...

Offline The Overlord

Re: Zoo Gorilla 'Doing Well' After Colonoscopy
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2008, 06:39:04 AM »

I have to say I'm so sick and tired of pop culture that I'm to the point that I'd rather see an article on ape colonoscopy than one more update about Paris Hilton's latest 'BFF'.

The only thing better would be Paris jailed on something stupid again, and for her punishment forced to give an ape a colonoscopy.  8)

Offline Lithos

Re: Zoo Gorilla 'Doing Well' After Colonoscopy
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2008, 08:03:59 AM »
The only thing better would be Paris jailed on something stupid again, and for her punishment forced to give an ape a colonoscopy.  8)

This just made my day, thank you for the chuckle :p

Offline Huntress

Re: Zoo Gorilla 'Doing Well' After Colonoscopy
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2008, 08:50:06 AM »
or for her to recieve a colonoscopy from an ape.

Offline The Overlord

Re: Zoo Gorilla 'Doing Well' After Colonoscopy
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2008, 04:27:20 PM »
This just made my day, thank you for the chuckle :p

You're welcome.

or for her to recieve a colonoscopy from an ape.

Eh, we're proceeding where no ape has gone before, but where man has certainly gone before. I think we're derailing this train and taking it straight to Raunchyville.  :)

Offline Huntress

Re: Zoo Gorilla 'Doing Well' After Colonoscopy
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2008, 05:36:47 PM »
oh not at all. we're keeping it purely pg-13 until approval, here :D

Offline Cherri Tart

Re: Zoo Gorilla 'Doing Well' After Colonoscopy
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2008, 01:20:59 AM »
or for her to recieve a colonoscopy from an ape.

i second that! :D