With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 % of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
I can live with that.
That's the problem, they actually can live with televangelists and Limbaugh and pay attention to them. Can't claim an intellectual edge in that arrangement. Suckers.
While I will miss the pineapple, I think I speak for my red state family when I say we're ok giving up the wine and stinky cheese. After all, we still have all the Jack Daniels from Tennesee, all the Coors and Budweiser beer products from Colorado and Missouri
LOL, trust me, Atlanta has such a fixation on cheese that I've long suspected they have an underground treaty with Wisconsin...they'll miss it when the cheese runs out.
It's probably sacrilege for some, but there's plenty of better whiskeys than Jack. I’ll stay with my Jameson and scotch; I don't consider a whiskey worth it unless it goes down smooth straight and Jack goes down about as smooth as NyQuil.
Red staters wouldn’t know a good wine to go with dinner or after dinner if it was broken over their head. If you want to believe Coors and Budweiser products are real beers, by all means, the joke’s on you...
most of America's steak, and all the cigars we can roll with that North Carolina tobacco
You're forgetting about Illinois. For every Red stater that thinks he can make a great barbecue, I'll match that with any steakhouse on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chi-town.
Oh yeah...smoking is bad for you dummy. Good luck with that cowboy…happy lung cancer.