Apples and Wine

[Cecilia]

APPLES and WINE
     Women are like apples on trees.  The best ones are at the very top.
Some men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt.  Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy.  The apples at the top think something
is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.  They just have to
wait for the right man to come along. The one who is smart and brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
     As for men...men are like a fine wine.  They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

[Aiden]

     As for men...men are like a fine wine.  They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

I confirm that ... >.>

[Inkidu]

And that children is why I like peaches. *Snicker*