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[wizeguy2182]

Caity (9/7/2008 7:06:26 PM): where's my story?
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:07:32 PM): ok..
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:07:34 PM): so.. once upon a time there were 3 little pigs and they went off to college and they all 3 wanted to live in a quad together..
Caity (9/7/2008 7:08:38 PM): ...
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:08:42 PM): but they needed a fourth person to live w/ them in order to get a quad so they put an advertisement in the school paper..
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:09:09 PM): and a wolf answered it...
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:09:25 PM): the first two pigs were a little apprehensive about the guy cos he had jailhouse tats on his arms..
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:10:18 PM): but the 3rd little pig was like.. "Ok cool.. as long as you have a large, flatscreen tv, you can come live w/ us"
So these 3 little bigs and the big bad wolf lived in the quad together for like.. 3 months..
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:11:26 PM): at first it was all cool, theyd all sit up till 3 am playing Mario Cart..
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:11:55 PM): but then.. things started going downhill..
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:12:11 PM): the wolf never cleaned his hair out of the shower (and consequently, the drain kept getting clogged)
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:12:44 PM): and the wolf was tired of listening to them fuss about his hair. not to mention when the little pigs went shopping, theyd come home, eat all the groceries and just leave ramen for the wolf. well, after a little while, the wolf got tired of the bitching and the ramen..
Caity (9/7/2008 7:13:44 PM): wait
Caity (9/7/2008 7:13:47 PM): is this a true story?
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:13:53 PM): lmao!!!! Im making it up as I go along..
Caity (9/7/2008 7:14:04 PM): lol
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:14:14 PM): could you tell??
Caity (9/7/2008 7:14:17 PM): okay
Caity (9/7/2008 7:14:18 PM): keep going
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:14:52 PM): so anyways.. the big bad wolf was tired of listening to the pigs bitch and eating ramen. not to mention, the pig in the room next to his kept bringing little miss muffet over all the time and he couldnt study because of all the noise.. and his grades were starting to slip..
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:16:23 PM): so one day while he was eating his ramen, and listening to a pig pork little miss muffet, he decided that he wanted some fried pork... so he snuck into the first little pigs room, grabbed him up while he was smoking his bong and playing Mario Cart, and dropped him into a George Forman grill and started frying him. then he snuck into the second little pigs room, and grabbed him up and dropped him into the George Forman grill as well. finally the last little pig came out of his room to look for his smokes and noticed his brothers were gone. so he asked the big bad wolf were they were. (I think he mentioned something about some big teeth and ears too)
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:20:14 PM): and the big bad wolf said they were in the kitchen. when the last little pig went to the kitchen, the big bad wolf pushed him into the george forman grill..
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:20:57 PM): after preparing such a tasty dinner, he decided to share it w/ little miss muffet, who, after eating a romantic candle lit dinner w/ the wolf decided that she liked him better and they both lived happily ever after..
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:21:27 PM): the moral of the story is...
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:21:41 PM): never trust a big bad wolf with jailhouse tats on his arms... and little miss muffet is a tramp.
Caity (9/7/2008 7:22:10 PM): lol
Caity (9/7/2008 7:22:17 PM): you should post this on the comedy corner in E
Caity (9/7/2008 7:22:22 PM): it's hilarious
wizeguy2182 (9/7/2008 7:22:36 PM): lol...

[Caity]

*dies laughing*  You're crazynuts.   

[Zoe Twinscythe]

Every Child should know this one. Fairy tales for a jaded generation!

[Caity]

I think this might have been a "had to be there" kind of thing.  :p

[Revolverman]

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