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Offline MusicNeverDiesTopic starter

Best criminal ever.
« on: August 22, 2008, 08:49:38 PM »
For real. I want to marry this guy.


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Re: Best criminal ever.
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 09:28:17 PM »
I can hardly believe it, and I watch stupid criminal shows  :o

Offline The Overlord

Re: Best criminal ever.
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2008, 01:40:07 AM »
Holy crap...

*GM- So you open the front door and go in. It's a modest shop with various wares, there is one merchant at the front desk.

*Punk- I pull my gun out and demand his gold.

*GM- Roll for Quickdraw feat and get +6 on initiative for the round.

*Punk- Uhhh... (rolls natural 1 on d20).

*GM- Ooohh, not good. The gun clatters loudly across the countertop, straight into the merchant's hands. Give me an Evasion roll.

*Punk- Damn damn damn...

*GM- You are penalized 5 points of Intelligence...

Offline Sabby

Re: Best criminal ever.
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2008, 10:30:52 AM »
Theres only one that tops this one, but sadly theres no vid of it on youtube :( the mugger simply asks for change, and when the clerk opens his register, the guy throws a punch at him, thinking he can just grab the till drawer and leg it. He hits him but slides and topples over the counter.