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Offline MasterMischiefTopic starter

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« on: February 26, 2014, 08:39:52 PM »
I could lay out the rules or even explain what the hell I am even talking about, but where's the fun in that?

Lex Luther vs Professor Moriarty

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Re: VS
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 11:40:57 PM »
The bucket of pineapples win, they both trip over it and fall into a pool and drown.

Bananas in Pajamas cast vs the Telly Tubbies cast.

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Re: VS
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2014, 10:23:03 PM »
Wiggles, 'cause...duh!

Samurai vs French Musketeers

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Re: VS
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2014, 10:42:45 PM »
Ninjas obviously, they be so stealthy the others didn't even know they were fighting them.

George Lucas vs Steve Jobs.

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Re: VS
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2014, 10:44:40 PM »
Well, that's clearly Disney.  They own George Lucas, and pretty much own Apple.

Top vs bottom.

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Re: VS
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2014, 10:47:34 PM »
The person with the water gun standing on the sidelines spraying them! How could they get anything done in those conditions?

Kobolds vs Bob the Builder.

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Re: VS
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2014, 10:51:05 PM »
Gandalf.  His beard is, by far, the longest.

Queen of the Damned vs a fluffy pillow.

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Re: VS
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2014, 10:52:15 PM »
Kobolds vs Bob the Builder.

Thomas the Train runs them over.  It's not a pretty sight.  No one cares much about the kobolds...I mean, they're kobolds after all.  A few mourn dear ole Bob though.

Coke vs Pepsi

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Re: VS
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2014, 10:53:46 PM »
Sure... just ignore mine.  :-(

And sweet tea wins.  Because it's better.

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Re: VS
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2014, 10:57:42 PM »
Sure... just ignore mine.  :-(

And sweet tea wins.  Because it's better.

Oopsies!  Completely missed it.  The pillow case, 'cause Anne Rice didn't write it.

Stay vs Go

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Re: VS
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2014, 10:59:56 PM »
Stay, then go.  Doing both is better than doing one.

Kiss on the lips vs kiss on the neck.

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Re: VS
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2014, 11:01:47 PM »
Oh!  This is a real toughie.  I'm gonna have to go with a hug though.  It can be sensual or friendly.

Pac Man vs Halo VI

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Re: VS
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2014, 11:06:09 PM »
Dwarf fortress, cause dwarves are !FUN!

A doornnob vs a rabbit hole.

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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2014, 11:06:51 PM »
Megaman XI, of course.

A disappearing cat.

XBox One vs PS4.

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Re: VS
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2014, 11:09:08 PM »
My computer, it has 32 gigs of ram.

A herring vs a trout?

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Re: VS
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2014, 11:10:27 PM »
A bass.  It can be an instrument, too.

Playboy vs HBO.

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Re: VS
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2014, 11:11:13 PM »
AMC for the zombie porn

Paper vs Plastic

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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2014, 11:12:28 PM »
Cardboard.  It makes a nifty house.

In vs. out/

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Re: VS
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2014, 11:27:29 PM »
Leftwards, everyone knows left is right and right is wrong. (yes, I just quoted Dinotopia, whacha gonna do about it?)

Bunkers vs Refrigerators.

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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2014, 11:28:58 PM »
Watchtowers.  They make bunkers obsolete, and can contain refrigerators.

Lick vs. bite.

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Re: VS
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2014, 11:29:55 PM »
Claws. They be fun.

Cheese vs milk.

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« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2014, 11:30:50 PM »
Ice cream.  For which everyone screams.

Vanilla vs. pineapple.

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Re: VS
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2014, 11:31:58 PM »
Chocolate, it be nummy.

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Re: VS
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2014, 11:32:19 PM »
Crap didn't put a vs.

Bacon Vs Ham.

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Re: VS
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2014, 11:33:41 PM »
Bacon.  Duh.  Nothing beats that.

Superman vs. Captain America.