VS

[MasterMischief]

I could lay out the rules or even explain what the hell I am even talking about, but where's the fun in that?

Lex Luther vs Professor Moriarty

[Kevak]

The bucket of pineapples win, they both trip over it and fall into a pool and drown.

Bananas in Pajamas cast vs the Telly Tubbies cast.

[MasterMischief]

Wiggles, 'cause...duh!

Samurai vs French Musketeers

[Kevak]

Ninjas obviously, they be so stealthy the others didn't even know they were fighting them.

George Lucas vs Steve Jobs.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Well, that's clearly Disney.  They own George Lucas, and pretty much own Apple.

Top vs bottom.

[Kevak]

The person with the water gun standing on the sidelines spraying them! How could they get anything done in those conditions?

Kobolds vs Bob the Builder.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Gandalf.  His beard is, by far, the longest.

Queen of the Damned vs a fluffy pillow.

[MasterMischief]

Kobolds vs Bob the Builder.

Thomas the Train runs them over.  It's not a pretty sight.  No one cares much about the kobolds...I mean, they're kobolds after all.  A few mourn dear ole Bob though.

Coke vs Pepsi

[Daoine Sidhe]

Sure... just ignore mine. 

And sweet tea wins.  Because it's better.

[MasterMischief]

Sure... just ignore mine. 

And sweet tea wins.  Because it's better.

Oopsies!  Completely missed it.  The pillow case, 'cause Anne Rice didn't write it.

Stay vs Go

[Daoine Sidhe]

Stay, then go.  Doing both is better than doing one.

Kiss on the lips vs kiss on the neck.

[MasterMischief]

Oh!  This is a real toughie.  I'm gonna have to go with a hug though.  It can be sensual or friendly.

Pac Man vs Halo VI

[Kevak]

Dwarf fortress, cause dwarves are !FUN!

A doornnob vs a rabbit hole.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Megaman XI, of course.

A disappearing cat.

XBox One vs PS4.

[Kevak]

My computer, it has 32 gigs of ram.

A herring vs a trout?

[Daoine Sidhe]

A bass.  It can be an instrument, too.

Playboy vs HBO.

[MasterMischief]

AMC for the zombie porn

Paper vs Plastic

[Daoine Sidhe]

Cardboard.  It makes a nifty house.

In vs. out/

[Kevak]

Leftwards, everyone knows left is right and right is wrong. (yes, I just quoted Dinotopia, whacha gonna do about it?)

Bunkers vs Refrigerators.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Watchtowers.  They make bunkers obsolete, and can contain refrigerators.

Lick vs. bite.

[Kevak]

Claws. They be fun.

Cheese vs milk.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Ice cream.  For which everyone screams.

Vanilla vs. pineapple.

[Kevak]

Chocolate, it be nummy.

[Kevak]

Crap didn't put a vs.

Bacon Vs Ham.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Bacon.  Duh.  Nothing beats that.

Superman vs. Captain America.