Last Poster Wins

[Boatman]

Pinches Trev's map. Ah, there Win is in the place marked 'secret hiding place'

Boat recovers Win and cycles off with her into a new dimension.

[Ralhend]

Filches (NOT Felches, get it right) the win away and hides with it in his cave...

"My Precious... Its MINE"

[Boatman]

Well, she just walked out of the cave and came back home.
Dear Win, enough adventures for today, time to tuck you in your bed.

[TheLaughingOne]

[Verasaille]

Vera and Win munch popcorn as they watch the rest of them duel over the 'false' win. Hidden in a marvelous high rise penthouse, with all the techie stuff to watch all the others.

[Boatman]

Boat swoops in on an autogiro (he always wanted to have a go on one) which is too slow to be identified as a threat by Vera's modern surveillance equipment.
Dear Win is overjoyed to be rescued from her cruel mistress who insisted she say please and thank you and wash behind her ears two times a day.
Now, almost in slow motion, the escapees head towards the horizon and home.

[Trigon]

Just as you attempt to escape, I decide to swoop in with my Legions and re-capture the win. Boat is then himself imprisoned...

[Boatman]

That's not fair. Stamps feet... Looks for air vent.
There is always an air vent big enough to crawl though!
Whilst standing on toilet seat to investigate, Boat accidentally falls down sewer, then climbs back up into Win's cell.
She refuses to look at him, holding her nose tight.
But he takes her anyway, speeding away with Win on a lucky flush.

[Mimetisme]

Win was not who Boatman thought,
For she had a daughter who could be sought.

Travels go far and wide,
Until came in fate's tide.

Out to sea and down below,
The win is mine to take and go!


*Laugh and cringe, I do not blame any one of you.
It's a creatively bad night apparently.
Blame my pumpkin, Jackie.

[Boatman]

Boat yawned as the recital progressed (not understanding poetry), and stole away idly enquiring, "What's this about a daughter?"
As always Win admitted nothing, and Boat took her home.

[Mimetisme]

-Purses her blue lips into a frowning pout, tugging her witch hat further down while watching
Boatman take his leave with the true Win.-

So much for the distraction tactics..

-Sighs, then applies a new coat of paint to her lips before wanders off to wait and plan.
Knows him not, and though she feels a smidgen bad, it will not stop her. After all, Boatman
would need to go to the loo eventually. And when that time came, she would strike as
swift as an aimed arrow. Waited and waited, then waited some more. Then she swooped in,
using a spell to silence Win just in case, and another to make her obey. With a wink and smile,
a blue rose was presented to Win, the moment Win inhaled the fragrance Win became small.
Scooped up and collected, off Mimé danced, with the Win in her hand.- 

[Boatman]

Boat was of course fitted with a discreet wee collection tube and bag as any sailor worth his salt would be.
However, the contents of the matching bag of spirit (approved by royalty) was dispensed by compressing his right arm against the armpit reservoir to top up his glass.

Boat, suitably refreshed, steals away with dear Win.

[Verasaille]

Vera is still laughing at the hidden wee collector and manages to distract the sailor with a recording of a siren's song. As he covers his ears to avoid being enchanted, Vera quietly slips into her pocket dimension with the Win, and disappears.

[Boatman]

Finding Win squashed in the pocket of a discarded piratical overcoat, he tugs her out, comforts her and zooms off with her on his flying bicycle.

[Mirrah]

Doesn't let it end with Boatman on top.

[Verasaille]

Good idea Mirrah, you distract Boatman, and I will keep Win safe...

[Boatman]

Great idea Vera, you chat with Mirrah, whilst the elusive Boatman carries away the one and only Win.

[Rhedyn]

~sends in super sneaky cookie robots to steal the win~

[Boatman]

Dearest Win, who has a voracious appetite for such a feeble frame, devours the cookie robots and then runs home to Boat for protection.

[Shekinah]

Bounes by and bounces away with the win in her hands!

Mine! All mine!!

[Boatman]

Boat, his eyes boinging up and down in sympathy, gets out his Robin Hood set and quickly bursts Shek's space hopper with a golden arrow. "Come dear Win, we must escape whilst She is looking for a patch.

Boat

[Verasaille]

Vera sneaks away with the Win whilst Boatman is busy shooting arrows. She puts a fake Win in Boatman's quiver.

[Beautiful Mystery]

Distracts Vera with an elaborate song and dance before grabbing the win at the end.

Thank you!

[Bevatoria]

Gets the benefit of watching BeMy dance, and also the tangible benefit of snatching the win from her as he runs away

[Verasaille]

Vera giggles and watches Bevatoria run away with yet another fake win. Clapping delightedly at Beautiful Mystery and letting her carry away another fake Win. The real Win hides in Vera's pocket!