Welcome to Trinity Bible College, where biblical lessons combine with the best education money can buy. Here at Trinity, we consider God our president - we just put a body into the seat for legal reasons.
What's that? Oh, yes - we have been having some trials lately. Our newest Biology Professor does insist on teaching the Theory of Evolution in his science classroom and. . .
Oh, not that? Alright, I'll tell you. It's just sad really, some of the students have taken to calling it Bloody Tuesday, dreadful really. I don't know what you heard, but I do confirm that last Tuesday we had two students and a faculty member have miscarriages while on campus. Nothing to explain really, beyond stress there really isn't a link. . .
What the school doesn't realize is that the new Biology professor really is trying to bring about the moral collapse of Trinity. An incubus who is trying to covertly use the college as a breeding camp, he's finding that human women don't find demon babies easy to carry, but he's trying anyway. . .
