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Offline Aaron64Topic starter

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« on: May 27, 2013, 05:24:57 PM »
There once was a girl named Kat
Who had triplets named Nat, Pat and Tat
Twas fun in the breeding
But not in the feeding
For there was no tit for Tat

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2013, 10:42:51 PM »
There was a young man from Limerick
Whose friends found him incredibly thick
Because, though you might not believe it so
He honestly and truly didn't know
Of the rhyming system that shared a name with the town of his birth.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2013, 05:45:45 AM »
There was a young lady of Peking.
Of imperial vice she would sing:
of them lilyfoot leagues
entrenched in intrigues
with some eunuchs sucking or speaking.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2013, 07:04:55 AM »
Just a reminder that this is in the public side of the forum.  Keep the limericks on the family-friendly side.  (Also, moving to 'Socializing')