Good grief, you heathens know nothing!
You eat them fresh, straight from the plant, preferebly at a 'pick your own' place. One for me, one for the basket, one for me....
(At least that's how beasty has always eaten them, I swear, if they wieghed her in and out, then we'd have to pay a bomb!)
For me, strawberries should be eaten without sugar, why spoil such a wonderful fruit?
Of course, cream really is a must, that's if the strawberries last long enough to have it put on them....*smiles*