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We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it's the afterparty, and that after the party, it's the hotel lobby, and--perhaps most importantly--that 'round about four, you've got to clear the lobby, at which point it's strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become.

Created: Mar 03, 2013


R. Kelly - Ignition (Remix)

It only needs about eighty thousand  more signatures. So let's get this done.


 ;D

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 03:36:43 PM »
Did you even listen to the lyrics of this song?  Do you realize that they have 6th graders (and younger) sing the national anthem in schools?

"Ignition"

You remind me of somethin'
I just can't think of what it is

Girl, please let me stick my key in your ignition,
babe
So I can get this thing started and get rollin', babe
See, I'll be doin' about 80 on your freeway
Girl, I won't stop until I drive you crazy

So buckle up 'cause this can get bumpy, babe
Now hit the lights and check out all my functions,
babe
Girl, back that thing up so I can wax it, baby
Honey, we gon' mess around and get a ticket, babe

'Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin' up the windows
We got the radio up
We all up in the back
We got the shit bouncin'
We goin' up and down
And we smokin' and we drinkin'
Just thuggin' it out

Jump up, down once I hit them switches, babe
And I'm about to take it where you wanna go, babe
Guarantee you I'm about to get some mileage, babe
And it won't be no runnin' out of gas, babe

It's like woo...pull over, baby
And let me put this love van off in your trunk, babe
So buckle up 'cause this can get bumpy, babe
Girl, we gon' mess around and get a ticket, babe

'Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin' up the windows
We got the radio up
We all up in the back
We got the shit bouncin'
We goin' up and down
And we smokin' and we drinkin'
Just thuggin' it out

Now hold on tight 'cause I'm about to go faster, babe
Girl, you're dealin' with a pro behind this wheel,
babe
So tell me have you ever driven a stick, babe
You'll be screamin' every time we shiftin' gears, babe

So brace yourself while I'm hittin' them corners, babe
And when it's over put that tails on your license
plate
Now buckle up 'cause this can get bumpy, baby
Girl, we gon' mess around and get a ticket, babe

'Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin' up the windows (Yeah)
We got the radio up (Uh)
We all up in the back
We got the shit bouncin'
We goin' up and down
And we smokin' and we drinkin'
Just thuggin' it out

When I hear you say {Green light} I'mma go
{Yellow light} Do it slow {Red light} I'mma stop
When I hear you say {Switch lanes} hit the signal
{Pit stop} Take a break, hit the hazards when we park

When you say {Green light} I'mma go
{Yellow light} Do it slow {Red light} I'mma stop
When you say {Switch lanes} hit my signal
{Pit stop} Take a break, because we're 'bout to go
this far

'Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin' up the windows

We got the radio up
We all up in the back
We got the shit bouncin'
We goin' up and down
And we smokin' and we drinkin'
Just thuggin' it out

(Let me see you) Bounce-
bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
Bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
(Now let me see you) Bounce-
bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
Bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
(Now let me see you)

Now usually I don't do this, but, uh
Go 'head on bring 'em off with little previews of the
remix

Now I'm not tryin' to be rude
But hey, pretty girl, I'm feelin' you
The way you do the things you do
Reminds me of my Lexus Coupe
That's why I'm all up in your grill
Tryin' to get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin' the field

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 08:47:43 PM »
Did you even listen to the lyrics of this song?  Do you realize that they have 6th graders (and younger) sing the national anthem in schools?

"Ignition"

You remind me of somethin'
I just can't think of what it is

Girl, please let me stick my key in your ignition,
babe
So I can get this thing started and get rollin', babe
See, I'll be doin' about 80 on your freeway
Girl, I won't stop until I drive you crazy

So buckle up 'cause this can get bumpy, babe
Now hit the lights and check out all my functions,
babe
Girl, back that thing up so I can wax it, baby
Honey, we gon' mess around and get a ticket, babe

'Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin' up the windows
We got the radio up
We all up in the back
We got the shit bouncin'
We goin' up and down
And we smokin' and we drinkin'
Just thuggin' it out

Jump up, down once I hit them switches, babe
And I'm about to take it where you wanna go, babe
Guarantee you I'm about to get some mileage, babe
And it won't be no runnin' out of gas, babe

It's like woo...pull over, baby
And let me put this love van off in your trunk, babe
So buckle up 'cause this can get bumpy, babe
Girl, we gon' mess around and get a ticket, babe

'Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin' up the windows
We got the radio up
We all up in the back
We got the shit bouncin'
We goin' up and down
And we smokin' and we drinkin'
Just thuggin' it out

Now hold on tight 'cause I'm about to go faster, babe
Girl, you're dealin' with a pro behind this wheel,
babe
So tell me have you ever driven a stick, babe
You'll be screamin' every time we shiftin' gears, babe

So brace yourself while I'm hittin' them corners, babe
And when it's over put that tails on your license
plate
Now buckle up 'cause this can get bumpy, baby
Girl, we gon' mess around and get a ticket, babe

'Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin' up the windows (Yeah)
We got the radio up (Uh)
We all up in the back
We got the shit bouncin'
We goin' up and down
And we smokin' and we drinkin'
Just thuggin' it out

When I hear you say {Green light} I'mma go
{Yellow light} Do it slow {Red light} I'mma stop
When I hear you say {Switch lanes} hit the signal
{Pit stop} Take a break, hit the hazards when we park

When you say {Green light} I'mma go
{Yellow light} Do it slow {Red light} I'mma stop
When you say {Switch lanes} hit my signal
{Pit stop} Take a break, because we're 'bout to go
this far

'Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin' up the windows

We got the radio up
We all up in the back
We got the shit bouncin'
We goin' up and down
And we smokin' and we drinkin'
Just thuggin' it out

(Let me see you) Bounce-
bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
Bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
(Now let me see you) Bounce-
bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
Bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
(Now let me see you)

Now usually I don't do this, but, uh
Go 'head on bring 'em off with little previews of the
remix

Now I'm not tryin' to be rude
But hey, pretty girl, I'm feelin' you
The way you do the things you do
Reminds me of my Lexus Coupe
That's why I'm all up in your grill
Tryin' to get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin' the field




You do know it's just a joke , right? It's meant to be fun and amusing not taken like a serious political issue.



But even if  I was serious. Who cares? That whole idea of "Age  Appropriate music and lyrics" is just pure PMRC brainwashing.
All ratings system are just a way of brainwashing and manipulating the general populace.


Hitler and Stalin didn't play violent video games and Ted Bundy  wasn't a huge fan of the NWA. Music , Movies and Tv Shows don't make you  evil or a criminal.


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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 08:59:04 PM »
Look, I've actually got a hard copy of the transcript of the Congressional hearing on record labeling which I've read cover to cover, and unlike then-Senator Gore, I count myself a fan of Frank Zappa, John Denver and Dee Snider.  And yes, I have taken cellophane tape and a cassette tape and looked for the 'secret backwards messages' that Rep. Dornan went on about.  Mostly to laugh at him.  Unlike parents who rely on 'industry labeling', I actually listen to (or in some cases read) the lyrics of songs that the little Oni is singing, and I talk to her about it and what they are saying.  I explained to her why I don't like the song 'Hoodie Ninja', and steered her away from singing along with the J. Giles Band - except for the 'na na na-na na na's.

If you weren't serious, why put it in a section of the forum intended for serious discussion?

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 09:00:13 PM »
even so, I'm sure parents will want to know ahead of time what kind of content that could be in a show, game, song, and movie. While its not a perfect system, it gives everyone a heads up.

Then again i remember playing Doom and Doom 2 when i was about ten years old..the ultimate violent and gore game of its time.  >:)

And personally I would go with "Don't Tread on Me" by Metallica as the new national anthem.

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2013, 08:15:45 AM »
But even if  I was serious. Who cares? That whole idea of "Age  Appropriate music and lyrics" is just pure PMRC brainwashing.
All ratings system are just a way of brainwashing and manipulating the general populace.

You'd be surprised how many people care about such things and honestly, I don't see anything wrong with that. It's why there's generally an attempt to maintain visible labels, a neutral state and the freedom of expression, so that we have the power to choose.

Personally, I'd go with "Stand Up for the Champions" by Right Said Fred, just to add that extra bit of cheek when singing the anthem during tournaments.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2013, 11:52:48 AM by Scribbles »

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 01:47:26 PM »

R. Kelly - Ignition (Remix)

It only needs about eighty thousand  more signatures. So let's get this done.


 ;D


Didn't this guy piss on a girl?

EDIT:

And was on trial for statutory rape?
« Last Edit: March 08, 2013, 01:49:04 PM by SinXAzgard21 »

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 02:04:37 PM »
He was found 'not guilty' on some charges, and others were dropped, so I wasn't going to bring that up...

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 03:24:38 PM »
I like the National Anthem just not the way so many of today's so-called artists muck it up.

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 03:33:15 PM »
Sheesh, a guy pees on one underage girl and he never lives it down... never lives it down.

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2013, 02:40:57 PM »
I like the National Anthem just not the way so many of today's so-called artists muck it up.


Being from the San Francisco Bay Area and a Niners fan, growing up with Huey Lewis and the News singing the National Anthem spoiled me. Nothing's adequate compared to it.

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2013, 05:02:28 PM »
Sheesh, a guy pees on one underage girl and he never lives it down...

Apart from her being underage, I don't see what's so bad about this. I mean, it's not that long ago we were celebrating Michael Phelps for his skills at "watersports"... or am I confused?

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Re: I'm nomally not poltical but I totally signed this petition
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2013, 05:35:23 PM »
Apart from her being underage, I don't see what's so bad about this. I mean, it's not that long ago we were celebrating Michael Phelps for his skills at "watersports"... or am I confused?

Now there's a mental image about Olympic watersports I never thought I'd have...