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'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« on: May 03, 2008, 04:42:02 AM »
Truly, love is blind

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Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2008, 10:57:10 AM by Vekseid »

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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2008, 10:34:42 AM »
ok I think I will be grinning most of the weekend now...LOL

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Re: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2008, 10:48:31 AM »
Well, penguins are known for inspiring lust in other species. I recall a story where a zookeeper in Reykjavik was suspended after colleagues caught him dressing Brunhilla the penguin in lingerie. His excuse was that the penguin was cold.

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 10:49:32 AM »
Hehe, you sure that wasn't in England? And did Strangely have an alibi?

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Re: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 10:52:52 AM »
According to the book I read it in, no. And rumours of Strangely dressing up as a penguin are completely unfounded  :P

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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2008, 10:58:25 AM »
what about the photos of strangely dressed as a penguin? photoshop? ;)

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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 11:03:04 AM »
Dressed as a penguin in lingerie, no less.

Offline Elvi

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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2008, 11:05:35 AM »
Hey!....

That's my ever loving partner you're bad mouthing!

Errrr......was the penguin lubed?
If it was, then it could have been Strangely in a seal skin.....

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Re: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2008, 11:06:46 AM »
The penguin could not be reached for a statement.

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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2008, 11:15:50 AM »
Could the seal?
He does look awfully familier....

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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2008, 11:16:47 AM »
lol - looks the seal is enjoying itself MUCH more then the penguin.

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Re: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2008, 11:21:24 AM »
They just need to change positions so the penguin gets more from it too. Maybe penguin on top might be better?

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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2008, 11:26:51 AM »
It's legs are too short (and refrains from saying more because of where the thread is on-site)

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Re: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2008, 11:31:23 AM »
It can borrow a stepladder .

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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2008, 11:31:40 AM »
It's legs are too short (and refrains from saying more because of where the thread is on-site)

what's wrong with saying it's wings are stubby too? ;)

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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2008, 11:34:38 AM »
*laughs*
Step ladder or not, it'd keep rocking like a weeble, but it would fall down....

And nothing Cherri.....*rolls eyes*....nothing at all....

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Re: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2008, 11:39:42 AM »
You could fit the penguin with stabilisers. Or maybe rig up some kind of bungee / swing thing for it.

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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2008, 11:46:00 AM »
Well you could......NO!.....No.....shhhhhh....we're in public....

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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2008, 11:49:12 AM »
what about rocket thrusters?

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Re: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2008, 11:54:17 AM »
Too hard to control .. haven't you watched Iron Man yet?

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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2008, 12:18:58 PM »
Too hard to control .. haven't you watched Iron Man yet?

NO! going to go see it tonight or tommorrow, tho! color me excited! :D

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Re: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2008, 12:26:17 PM »
Stay til after the credits. There's a little something right at the very end of the film.

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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2008, 01:03:20 PM »
oh, i ALWAYS stay for the credits - i like reading them :)

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Re: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2008, 01:06:41 PM »
In this case there's about another 30s or so. I'll PM you if you want details of what it is, so I don't spoil it for anyone.

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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2008, 01:07:40 PM »
Stay til after the credits. There's a little something right at the very end of the film.

Thanks for the tip. I always like to stay for the credits too, but sometimes I get to stressed by people trying to get past me. Not this time though.