Would you rather go to bed with....

[RP7466]

damn did it again,

a cantelope or a watermelon

[Beguile's Mistress]

One of each ~ fruit salad

A nurse or a teacher

[RP7466]

nurse

soldier or cowboy

[Beguile's Mistress]

One of each, please ~~ but soldier if I have to choose.

Doctor or lawyer

[RP7466]

Doctor,

no question, the knowledge the have would be usefull

[RP7466]

durp,

candlelight or firelight

[Beguile's Mistress]

Oh, drat.  both - but if I have to choose, firelight

Cushions or fur rugs

[RP7466]

rug,

snowed in, or on vacation

[Beguile's Mistress]

*laughs my bottom off*  I think we rolled over into the wrong thread.  *looks up at  the title*

Snowed in

A farmer's daughter or a preacher's daughter

[RP7466]

farmers daughter

bedroom funiture or "other" furniture

[Beguile's Mistress]

"Other" furniture

Soft or hard furniture

[RP7466]

depends on its shape , all thing being equal, soft

chocolate syrup or whipped cream

[Beguile's Mistress]

Chocolate syrup

Chocolate milk or chocolate ice cream?

[leelan]

Chocolate ice cream.

Reddi Whip or Cool Whip?

[RP7466]

reddi whip,

strawberrys or cherries

[Josietta]

Strawberries.. no chance of choking on pits...


cold snowy nights or  cool summer night ?

[RP7466]

cool summer outside

Porch swing or hammock

[Skyara Snow]

Hammock.

Erotic novel character, or porn star?

[RP7466]

novel charactor

farmhouse or lakehouse

[Beguile's Mistress]

Lake house

Canoe or rowboat

[RP7466]

rowboat

shore picnic, or in the boat

[Beguile's Mistress]

in the boat

Cheese, bread, fruit or fried chicken, potato salad

[Cardwolf]

Cheese, Bread and Fruit...much less of a mess.

Gum in your mouth or socks on?

[Stattick]

Wow, this thread's getting really bizarre. People do realize that the question is, "Would you rather go to bed with....", right? Because I've seen the video of the girl masturbating with a piece of fried chicken. *shudders*


Oh, if I have to answer, I'd rather go to bed with "socks on". I'm hoping that that means that I'm keeping my socks on, because when it's really cold, that makes sense, as opposed to having sex with a pair of socks (or sock ensconced feet). But that seems to be a better alternative then "gum in your mouth". I don't can't even imagine having sex with a piece of gum that's in my own mouth. I don't fold in half that way anymore. Besides, self fellating with gum sounds like a good way to die.


An assassin or a slut?

[Cardwolf]

That would depend on if the assassin was armed and if the slut had any diseases...but I'd go with the assassin.

An Astronaut or a Fireman.