Wow, this thread's getting really bizarre. People do realize that the question is, "Would you rather go to bed with....", right? Because I've seen the video of the girl masturbating with a piece of fried chicken. *shudders*
Oh, if I have to answer, I'd rather go to bed with "socks on". I'm hoping that that means that I'm keeping my socks on, because when it's really cold, that makes sense, as opposed to having sex with a pair of socks (or sock ensconced feet). But that seems to be a better alternative then "gum in your mouth". I don't can't even imagine having sex with a piece of gum that's in my own mouth. I don't fold in half that way anymore. Besides, self fellating with gum sounds like a good way to die.
An assassin or a slut?