Welcome to Port Hell, where all of your dreams of hedonistic pleasure are ripe to fruition and ready to come true! I’m your tour guide Morrison Vangard, so let’s get started!
As you’ve probably noticed: it’s the end of the fucking world. Ninety-nine percent of the world’s population has been eradicated, which in turn was a tragedy which allowed the gates of hell to open, creating the city now known as ‘Inferno’, where those who died and were sent to the furnace are now allowed to live on the Earth’s surface as long as they keep within the boundaries of the ever-moving city. Here the most disgusting and disturbing individuals live out their immortal lives, murdering, raping, stealing, and doing generally menacing things to one another for excitement.
It is here that I - Morrison Vangard, a murderous bounty hunter in life and one in death as well - has come to reside in this cesspool of carnage. And I fucking love it.
Though there’s only one problem: the angels don’t. You see when civilization fell apart, it not only opened the gates of hell, but the gates of heaven as well. As Inferno was put on the map, so was Paradiso, and everything inbetween known as ‘Purgatory’, a land us demons cannot enter, though the angels can do so freely. Since the beginning of Inferno and Paradiso two-hundred and forty-eight years ago, the angels have been trying desperately to break into Inferno, to seal hell’s gates and eradicate us “evil doer’s” while we are unable to escape back into the comforting grasp of our lord and savior, Lucifer.
Even worse is the fact that they aren’t too far away from getting into Inferno with the wrath of God behind them, and us demons are too busy killing one another to truly mount up a defense strong enough to keep our asses above-ground where we belong.
So you ask: what the hell is Morrison Vangard gonna do about it? Well, you see, I’m gonna take my double-barrel shotgun and I’m gonna kick some angel ass. Anyone willin’ to help me? All ya gotta do is ask.
(I’m looking for someone to play a fellow demon, one that wants to help keep the angels out of Inferno, to fight a war alongside the erratic, energetic, flamboyant Morrison Vangard. Think of this game as a perfect blend of the Borderlands saga, Bayonetta, and Devil May Cry with humor, bloodshed, and smut galore!)