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Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« on: April 28, 2005, 09:53:05 PM »
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Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2005, 11:04:29 PM »
I've never heard on any of these characters before. I've heard about Evil Dead, but I've never seen it.

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2005, 07:31:08 AM »
I've never heard on any of these characters before. I've heard about Evil Dead, but I've never seen it.

 :o

Get thee to galaxy-of-terror.com, young one! You have much to learn about monster rape!

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Offline Dreamshard

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2005, 07:38:54 AM »
Gee...is that really something all monsters have to know? Cos I confess, I haven't heard of any of them either. Well maybe one or two, but only the names and nothing in detail.

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2005, 07:52:40 AM »
Gee...is that really something all monsters have to know? Cos I confess, I haven't heard of any of them either. Well maybe one or two, but only the names and nothing in detail.

Heehee... nah. :D I was just surprised when nick012000 mentioned he'd only heard of The Evil Dead... I mean, I think a lot of people who come to this site are going to be interested in monster rape in general, so I imagine they'll be familiar with examples in existing media. If any given person's not, I'd like to share the wealth - there are dozens of movies with scenes! They would be for enjoyment only - that's true. As far as I know, there isn't a Kama Sutra for Monsters in publication anywhere.  ;)

(Oh, and it's important to note that you can know the scenes without knowing the actresses or the characters... I just felt it was the best way to make a poll. :) )

(Besides, all of this is really just the set up to the "Okay, maidens, time to confess..." poll. ;) )

Offline Ajoxer

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2005, 05:04:10 PM »
Please, do explain about some of the scenes- I've heard of the infamous Tree Rape, but none of the others.

Offline Lilac

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2005, 07:02:38 PM »
Please, do explain about some of the scenes- I've heard of the infamous Tree Rape, but none of the others.

Interesting Evil Dead scene O_o

Would have thought the bark would be... painful.

In Galaxy of Terror this woman gets done (or at least thoroughly slimed)  by this centipede-like-thing with giant phallus-things for limbs, if I recall correctly.  No idea about the rest.

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2005, 09:24:36 PM »
Thanks for the interest, Ajoxer! :) I'll try to offer a few observations, if I can... where to begin, where to begin...

Ah, yes, the The Evil Dead's tree rape. Now, I was born without womanly parts, so, unlike Lilac, I can't suggest I'd know exactly how it would feel to have a branch jammed in down there. I was born with plenty of bodily orifices, though - all over the place, in fact! - and I can say that jamming a dry stick into any part of your body, never mind a sensitive area, isn't especially pleasant. Still... well, they are "evil" dead, aren't they? I wouldn't expect them to wine and dine poor Cheryl...

By the way, I have a crush on Ellen Sandweiss, so that's one big reason she was included here. I can't get enough of her schnoz. Of more substance is the fact that she comes across as a really easy-going geek girl, which is nice, especially considering her claim to fame.

Next, Galaxy of Terror. Lilac gives a good impression of what goes on in the famous rape scene. Basically, the movie concerns some space explorers who are being preyed upon by their nightmares; one of the explorers is claustrophobic, for example, and thus is crushed in a narrow corridor. Dameia's worst fears include rape and worms, so... she gets raped by a worm. The scene is included here partially because it's the inspiration for galaxy-of-terror.com, which is arguably the largest monster rape website around. It's a good scene, too, in a relative sense: the production values are decent, the scene is written skillfully enough, and Taaffe O'Connell plays it out quite well.

Evil Toons was created by Fred Olen Ray, master of exploitation flicks. It concerns an animated beast resembling the Tasmanian Devil who preys upon live-action co-eds. "First they undress you, then they possess you!" 'Nuff said. Madison Stone's scene - the only one of substance, given what we're talking about here - involves the beast ambushing her, stripping her, and, ostensibly, penetrating her. It's not my all-time favorite, but it is good, if only because it's unusual.

Two notes: Evidently, Madison Stone either was a hardcore porn star or became a hardcore porn star after she appeared in this movie. I haven't seen any porn with her in it, though. Also, the legend David Carradine appears in this movie - go, David! Fortunately, he isn't undressed or possessed.

Humanoids from the Deep - the 1980 version, not the mild remake - features a number of on-screen monster assaults, although only two go "all the way." The first is a little shorter and a little less graphic than the second, so I opted to include the second in the poll. In essence, a bunch of mutant fish men - damn your hubris, scientists! - lumber out of the ocean near some fishing village in the Pacific Northwest, and, naturally, feel obligated to molest beautiful women. Yeah, it's an old story, but it's done so well here that I felt like I had to include it. Lynn Theel is a typical big-boobied bubbleheaded blonde. She looks good enough to a shallow guy like me, and she manages to play the scene straight, which is admirable considering the laughable costuming.

I almost forget: Hail Corman!

Finally... Re-Animator. I just had to include something based on a Lovecraft story because I'm such a big fan of his. The movie's not actually that bad - I mean it's a bad movie, yeah, but it's a good bad movie, y'know? Barbara Crampton is great as always; like Ellen Sandweiss, she's laid back and possesses a good sense of humor, so she's perfect for something like this. The scene in question is arguably not Crampton's most monster-rape-related scene (that honor would probably go to her scene in From Beyond), but come on - a woman being molested by a villain's severed head? Gold, baby... pure gold.

(Oh, and that loud whirring sound? The one coming from the direction of Providence, RI? That's Lovecraft spinning in his grave.)

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Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2005, 01:30:53 AM »
what about toxic avenger? or something like that where they had the monster pussy or the monster cocks lol and i dont mean big i mean they were horrific monsters.. though i guess depending who you ask....

LOL

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2005, 05:16:39 AM »
No doubt there are loads of monster sex scenes out there. Hell, the Toxic Avenger is himself a monster and more than once gets busy with his girlfriend Claire! ;D The poll was simply a few options designed to get the monsters among us talking* - any favorite scenes are welcome here! Let's hear them! :)


* And, as mentioned above, a set up to the "Okay, maidens, time to confess..." poll.

Offline hawklord2112

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2005, 04:43:30 AM »
do we include the robotic spinning dick from Tetsuo - Iron Man in this list?

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2005, 09:26:02 AM »
You know, I first stumbled into Tetsuo in the middle of the night as I was flipping through channels. I had no idea what was going on. I still have no idea what was going on. In a good way, though.

As for whether or not roborapists should be included in monster rape lists... I say yes! And I will not flip-flop on this issue! Robots with robomembers, spinning or otherwise, really haven't been given their due in the movies, true. I mean, come on - Proteus from Demon Seed as a role model? Still, they deserve their chance. Stand proud and erect, roborapists! Your world needs you!

Oh, and as a final note, I would like to see Tetsuo vs. Eraserhead get made at some point.

Offline hawklord2112

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2005, 12:15:18 PM »
Oh, and as a final note, I would like to see Tetsuo vs. Eraserhead get made at some point.

oh jeez thanks, am i supposed to sleep at all tonight?

* hawklord2112 is massive Lynch Fan, too.

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2005, 06:06:15 AM »
:D Well, I hope you got some sleep after all. So youre a Lynch fan, too? And, presumably, a Rush fan? And, presumably, an Eddie Izzard fan? Awesome. I have a need for people like you... would you consider a cabinet post once Im elected president? I have both Secretary of Agricookies and Secretary of Educookies still available...

Offline hawklord2112

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2005, 06:09:27 AM »
:D Well, I hope you got some sleep after all. So youre a Lynch fan, too? And, presumably, a Rush fan? And, presumably, an Eddie Izzard fan? Awesome. I have a need for people like you... would you consider a cabinet post once Im elected president? I have both Secretary of Agricookies and Secretary of Educookies still available...

you missed out me being a Hawkwind fan too.

I shall be Secretary for you, any cookies are fine. i'll pick..... :1d2: Agricookies!

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2005, 06:23:11 AM »
Yes... Hawkwind... missed out... yes... :-X

:D Actually, to be honest, I'm not too familiar with Hawkwind. Am I right in thinking Lemmy Kilmister was part of them once? He'd make a good monster himself, actually. ;D

Anyway: Welcome, Mr. Secretary! You will help to guide this world into a new age... an age of peace... an age of harmony... an age of cookies.

By the way, did you vote in the poll? Do you have any suggestions for changing it? I might rewrite it in the future...

Offline hawklord2112

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2005, 06:30:29 AM »
yup. Lemmy was with the Hawks after he left Pink Fairies. he left (was asked to leave) after being arrested at the canadian border for drugs offences.
he has commented - "being kicked out of Hawkwind for doing drugs - that's like being kicked out of the army for shooting a gun"

I did vote - for Barbara crampton. Reanimator is the only one of the above i've seen.

I'd add the violation of Megumi from Urotsukidoji to the poll. then again i <3 hentai.

As secretary for Agricookies i propose a new bill. that for every cookie eaten, three more are to be baked. we will re-cookie the blasted wilderlands of the Salad Zones, and recapture the lo-carb forests for the people.

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2005, 06:46:16 AM »
"being kicked out of Hawkwind for doing drugs - that's like being kicked out of the army for shooting a gun"

;D

I'd add the violation of Megumi from Urotsukidoji to the poll. then again i <3 hentai.

Which violation? I keed! Actually, I was thinking about adding some hentai to the poll. Any other favorites? I'm not as familiar as I should be...

As secretary for Agricookies i propose a new bill. that for every cookie eaten, three more are to be baked. we will re-cookie the blasted wilderlands of the Salad Zones, and recapture the lo-carb forests for the people.

I can see you will be a wise advisor. Let it be done! 8)

(On a personal note, I have to say it's a shame American politics doesn't involve shadow cabinets. I'd love to be able to say "Shadow Agricookies Secretary" with some degree of regularity...)

Offline hawklord2112

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2005, 06:53:24 AM »
aaahh... wrong character.

Megumi (the jyujinkai blue hair) gets done in the second part by myuni-hausen's summoned guy, whilst they are both flying. that was cool.

i meant to say Akemi being raped by the demon / headmistress almost right at the start of the first film.

both of them!

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2005, 07:09:41 AM »
Yknow, some years ago I stumbled across my first hentai: "Offenders of the Universe" from Brothers Grime. Needless to say, Id never seen anything quite like it before, and I assumed it was a pretty rare form of animation. I tried to watch it whenever possible, although that wasnt easy, because I had to do so very surreptitiously. A few years after that, I caught an episode of Urotsukidoji; I was extremely pleased to discover that "Offenders of the Universe" was by no means one of a kind. I particularly enjoyed the Nazi rape machine and the scene in the amusement park.

Ah, those were the days... ;)

Any other favorite hentai series? Ive seen a few good ones...

Offline hawklord2112

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2005, 07:13:36 AM »
not really! it's harder to get good hentai here in the UK.


Offline deraxeman

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2005, 07:40:03 AM »
But can you get a good orgone accumulator?  ;D

Offline hawklord2112

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2005, 07:54:30 AM »
yeah but it'sno superman creator. more like a cerebral vibrator. made out of Orgone.

Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

Re: Okay, monsters, time to fess up...
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2005, 10:03:42 PM »
Orgone is definitely a "sometimes" food.

Regarding hentai... yeah, I can imagine it must be a little hard to get hold of over there. Which series have you been able to see, hawklord2112? Are there any that you're trying to find? I'm sure I'm not the resident hentai expert, but I do enjoy chatting about it... :)