1. Are you hot? Y/N (please provide at least two references who are not related). No : ( I'm not sure if I should provide references here, but some have seen me...
2. Are you an ass? Sometimes : )
3. Are you 5'10 or taller (or if not, look like Bear Grylls)? 6'3"
4. Do you use illegal drugs (yes, marijuana is illegal)? No.
5. Can you pick up and throw 125 lbs? Yes.
6. Do you eat meat? OMNOMNOM!
7. Will you eat at least as much as me when going out, preferably up to 2x's more? Probably.
8. Do you smoke? Nope.
9. Can you discuss the meaning of life or have some other intellectual discussion? (If you look like Bear, you may exempt yourself from this question) I've exhausted a lot of discussions in my live, but sure.
10. Be unwilling to change important priorities for unimportant ones involving me? (You're fairly unavailable). This question needs better phrasing.
11. Physically fit? Not terribly, sadly. Need to fix.
12. Do you like hockey (football for the roomie)? Only when someone gets hurt.
13. (For applicants interested in roomie only) Do you want to leave the house regularly or have a specific staying in the house goal even if said goal of staying in the house is simply to do nothing for a specific period of time. I am not particularly concerned about my presence in or out of the house unless the weather is horrible outside.
Except storms. I love watching a good one.
14. Do you like music and concerts? Yes, though I haven't been to many concerts.
15. Do you drink alcohol at least occasionally? Yes.
16. Do you mind if I drink to excess and you have to carry me around/keep me out of trouble? As long as I don't have to clean anything up.
17. Do you have good grammar? You should have a feel for that by now!
18. Can you remain sober long enough for photographs? (Roomie question, I don't care about pictures) I've only been drunk once.