This Just In!
In a staggering turn of events, Dovel still refuses to get a haircut. Officials close to the barber shop in question still have nothing to go on, since Dovel has absolutely no intention of reducing the length of a single folical on his head.
Some of you may remember when Dovel refused some time ago, causing absolutely no international tension, and resutling in absolutely no national crisis. The Federal Government was not informed, and the National Guard was not deployed to function as crowd control. No high-ranking politicians or Hoillywood actors were asked for their opinio, either.
As of now, Dovel remains, as one spectator called him, 'One o' those long-hair types'.
(Film At 11)