Would you like me if I.....

[Snapespersephone]

of course although I hate dishes.
If I covered myself in chocolate and asked that you lick me clean?

[DeadCell]

Asked me to? No, Ordered me to? Yes

Glazed you in honey and did the same thing?

[Kippers]

Eh, honey's a bit sticky. Very troublesome. And what if we were outside and there were bees? I guess I'll vote no.

If I got a bleeding walrus and compared my passion to it.

[DeadCell]

Sure, slightly odd and quirky but no problem ^^

Bought you some jewelery that was very expensive, but not to your style.

[Kippers]

Psh, sure. I'd wear it outside where it could get stolen and everything.

If I was secretly a literal monster.

[DeadCell]

Yes, possibly, I think we could have some fun with that 

Booked you tickets on the space shuttle?

[Kippers]

Oh no. I wouldn't want to go to space. I might run into a rich person there and it'd be super awkward.

If I took you on a mystic carpet ride, because all the magic carpet rides were booked solid.

[DeadCell]

Certainly, and a mystic carpet ride sounds better

If I teleported you back to a fantasy land...

[Kippers]

Sure ^ ^ Magic is hax and therefore fun

If I bought you an incredible singing robot

[DeadCell]

Sure, but only if I should shut it off when i wanted to sleep or I didn't want to hear it sing anymore >>

If I gave you a Mogwai [Gizmo from Gremlins]

[SummerWhispers]

No, I work to much for any pet, especially that one.


.....I took you on a road trip and talked the whole time, constantly.

[ashesandcinder]

Hell yeah, I'd love you for the road trip and for everything else, there are earplugs

Would you like me if I promised you the moon, then only delivered the stars?

[SummerWhispers]

Certainly, I am not so hard to please, and quite flexible. (well at least these days)


.....I asked you to bring me tropical drinks while I lay on the beach, if I agreed to returned the favor later.

[DeadCell]

most certainly, not only that, I would go one step further and make sure your glass is always topped up

If I tidied up your apartment, but in the process rearranged everything by mistake.

[SummerWhispers]

Oh. yesss, indeed, and you would be more than welcome to put things anywhere you would like, I am not at all neat, and most times cannot find my own things, so would not be at all different.


....I returned the favor and moved all your things around, reorganizing you.

[DeadCell]

I am very much in the same boat as you, I have mess, but it is controlled mess, but I really wish it wasn't a mess D:

If I anonymously kept leaving strange gifts for you at random times of the day?

[Snapespersephone]

I would like that yes
If I stole your shirts to sleep in?

[SummerWhispers]

Sure,


....if I asked you to sleep in them at my home.

[Falstaff]

Yes...I would.

If I asked you to model your favorite bikinis for me?

[SummerWhispers]

Certainly, I would indeed.


....if I asked you  to send me a naughty text?

[Falstaff]

*grins*  Absolutely...

If I preferred wine over beer?

[Snapespersephone]

sure I don't like beer either
If I took over your Hammock?

[Falstaff]

As long as I get to stay in it with you...

If I were busy...often?

[SummerWhispers]

Why of course, I would keep you so busy, catering to me and my needs.


....If a took up all your time, often pleasuring me.

[Falstaff]

Absolutely...Time well spent 

If I desired to give you multiples more often than not?