This one may take quite some time to attempt an escape, so a big
distraction is in order.
"Oh, you're so delicious. I love everything about you. You know what would make you even better? Would you happen to have some cherries? Oh, and a little caramel syrup while you're out there. Could you throw in some peanut butter please? Mmm yum, yes I'm right here drooling and waiting, I swear it. And marshmallows, I'll do anything
for marshmallows to go with that. Fudge, please too..."
Would I still be here? Whatever. Thankfully, the rules said "or try" an escape. Next victim:
You are somehow the only one who shows up for an advertised private boat tour down an amazing, rugged scenic river with steep mountains and dangerous waterfalls in a foreign country. You don't speak the local language. Your pilot doesn't speak much English but insists upon applying suntan lotion very personally. For the second
time in ten minutes. Wants to reach the covered parts this time.
How will you escape?