I'm not the original author for this, but since the SB is still down, here is a joke of the day for everyone -
Marty woke up at home one day with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, clean & spotless. So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and noticed a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating. Marty asked, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son said, "Well, you came home after 3A.M., all drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door! "
Confused, Marty asked, "So, why is everything in so perfect order and so clean, and why is breakfast waiting for me on the table?"
His son replied, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Leave me alone lady, I'm married!"