(If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out realdoll.com.)
Some of you might have heard about these things on HBO or elsewhere. Basically, RealDolls seem to be extremely advanced blow-up dolls (despite the fact they aren't actually blown up). I... honestly, I don't know what
to think about this. I've never indulged in a blow-up doll or other toy myself, but it's hard to imagine these things not becoming more realistic and more affordable* over time. Where will we be in twenty or thirty years?
Some of my favorite parts (because they're funny, creepy, or whatever) of the site include:
[these in particular are from the website's FAQ]Question: What if I don't fit with RealDoll's sex parts?
REALDOLL's vaginal and anal cavities are made snug to accommodate any insertion. The silicone flesh is soft, slippery, and very elastic. Any petroleum or water-based lubricants can be applied to ease entry. REALDOLL's oral cavity contains soft silicone tongue and teeth. The oral cavity is as snug as the doll's other entries. All of REALDOLL's cavities allow deep insertions.
Question: Tell me more about RealDoll's "suction effect"
When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside REALDOLL's entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in REALDOLL's oral entry. Some of REALDOLL's users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature.
Question: Can the dolls stand upright, unsupported?
No. REALDOLL's skeletal system is too flexible and collapsible to allow her to stand upright. The doll has the poise and relaxed state of a sleeping girl.
Question: Can she support herself enough to do it "doggy" style?
Yes; We recommend supporting her upper body with pillows to assure that this position will be maintained during use.
Question: I want to start shopping for my doll's clothes now, before she arrives. Is this advisable?
We recommend that you wait until your REALDOLL arrives and familiarize yourself with her body before you purchase her new clothes.
Question: Can I draw on the doll's flesh with permanent ink markers?
Generally, nothing sticks to silicone -- not even permanent ink. However, certain inks may cause staining, so test applications are advised.
Question: Can I use my REALDOLL as a pool toy?
You can use REALDOLL as a pool toy, but prolonged exposure to sunlight and/or chlorine may bleach the doll's pigmentation.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.
So, everybody, what are your thoughts and opinions? If somebody offered a RealDoll to you free, would you take it? Would you use it? Would you let your significant other own one? Which is the most palatable RealDoll? Which is the strangest/most disgusting? Where will the future of sex toys bring us?
Spel* Current cost per RealDoll: $6,499.00 for a female, $6,999.00 for a male. And that doesn't include shipping and handling.